VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

Which the whole crew enjoyed

 

except for Harry who didn't

 

Enjoy Spy vs Spy cartoons

 

which he considered lowbrow art

 

unlike his Playboy magazines which

 

Featured models 300 years dead

 

and many letters from President

 

Skroob of Spaceball City, who

 

didn't trust his friendly neighbours

 

Janeway demoted Harry for his

 

undeniable lack of any useful

 

Skill, but he was already

 

the lowest rank and position

 

so he was drummed out

 

and became a hobo living

 

in the transporter room closet

 

venturing out only to gather

 

Stray food from Neelix's kitchen

(We should retitle this story "How Many Ways Can We Torment Harry?")

 

Janeway found desperate, malnourished and

 

Slowly expiring ensign, hidden in