VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

dancing with Captain Kirk. Chakotay

 

says he really likes that."

 

Kirk tossed Chakotay out and

 

grabbed Janeway. "Darling, I want

 

two pounds of ground beef."

 

"Can't spare the replicator rations."

 

"Make it yourself," Computer said.

 

Out the airlock the computer

 

fled, confused by the temporal

 

screwup. Then Janeway shot up

 

every replicator on the ship

 

and blamed Neelix for the

 

resulting shipwide indigestion and heartburn.

 

Torres saw through that lie.

 

She tapped her combadge but...

 

it squirted water. "What the

 

name of George Armstrong Custer

 

is happening?!"

"Surprise, B'elanna! We

 

prepared your surprise birthday spanking!"

 

"You are the best friends