VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

"Desirable Romulan, Cardassian and Borg

 

Playmates", which had been banned

 

for its disgracefully mild content

 

even by TNG standards. Tom

 

Strolled into the holodeck and

 

said, "Make a naked, voluptuous

 

Elephant seal!" 1.56 seconds later

 

he jizzed in his pants.

 

So he took them off

 

and changed into a pair

 

Of fancy red-and-white striped leggings

 

. When Janeway saw them she

 

Remembered their time as salamanders

 

and asked Tuvok to suppress

 

her nostalgia for simpler times

 

but Tuvok could not for

 

Janeway's brain was resistant to

 

the Vulcan mind probe since

 

She was frickin' KATHRYN JANEWAY

 

and therefore impervious to probing