Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by Akiraprise, Jul 20, 2009.
. Meanwhile, Tom crashed the ship
into a big pile of
Neelix's unwashed and smelly socks
everyone died instantly.
Meanwhile on Deep Space Nine,
everybody lived, but in terrible
Distress due to time warping
thera-magnetic ionic delta waves from
Colliding with the USS Bozeman
but Dax found a solution:
Prevent Voyager's smelly-sock crash by
erasing all socks from existence
Replacing them with fuzzy booties
she accomplished this by reversing
The osmotic pressure in the
DS9 laundromat that Quark had
repurposed to use for intimate
(Edit: had too many words)
Holographic encounters. The plan was
outrageous and broke the laws of
Federation, physics, and common sense
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