VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

from the undisciplined Maquis crew

 

who kidnapped Naomi and demanded

 

unlimited servings of rice pudding

 

or else... Neelix decided that

 

their demands were unreasonable and

 

Staged a one-Talaxian* commando raid

*Hyphenated.

 

resulting in the successful rescue

 

Of Voyager's adorable little princess

 

but causing the Maquis to

 

Twirl around repeatedly and chant

 

"SciFi kids are annoying and

 

we hate them." Janeway was

 

Very vexed, and responded by

 

throwing them all in the

 

Captain's hot tub, fully clothed

 

, tarred and feathered, as tradition

 

Actually didn't demand, but Janeway

 

pretended it did. Even Tuvok

 

Protested that it was illogical

 

to always absent mindedly capitalize