VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

Janeway jumped him and beat

 

him on the big toe

 

with a hammer and that

 

...that... Oh No... the Borg

 

Queen suddenly showed up, coming

 

Into the sonic shower with

 

with a pack of explosives

 

While screaming Klingon potty words

 

thinking that it was about

 

a swarm of Borg drones

 

, so she stuffed the explosives

 

in a valise and wandered

 

into the Captain's personal holoshed

 

Where she met Michael Sullivan

 

and he started asking questions

 

About Fair Haven's rainy weather

 

which aroused suspicion given that

 

Harris Paris was soaking wet

 

and smelled of French cheese

 

. No one would have believed