VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

pizza parties on Captain Janeway's

 

left shoulder. The pizza was

 

made with gluten free bread

 

which Tom detested because it

 

tasted like dry dog food

 

he preferred the wet variety

 

which he enjoyed rubbing into

 

Janeway's knickers while she was

 

in the hot tub Chakotay

 

had made out of a

 

shuttlecraft.
Suddenly, hundreds of Kazon

 

cancelled their subscriptions to MAD

 

ABOUT OPERA and began

 

saying the fat lady had

 

sung herself nearly to death

 

which offended Janeway because she

 

was an admirer of the

 

music icon Mama Cass since

 

childhood.
Janeway ordered torpedo strikes

 

a cocktail Neelix had invented