VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

blood of borg kids and

 

Klingon warriors who fell in

 

the shower and died without

 

honour, including B'elanna's beloved old

 

aunt Azetbur who taught her

 

how to keep Tom Happy

 

by swallowing every last drop

 

of grapejuice as he pours

 

liquid oatmeal down her gullet

 

. Unfortunately, Klingons are highly allergic

 

to oats, B'elanna died instantly

 

, her last dying words being

 

, "I regret that I have

 

but one wife to give

 

Then they put her body

 

in a torpedo tube and

 

cooked it over hot photons

 

along with Neelix's putrid, decaying

 

corpse mixed into a batter

 

and made into Chicken McNuggets