VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

more times than Commander Chakotay's

 

because she was always there

 

at the crews genital examinations

 

and she notified Federation journalists

 

of Neelix' record breaking tiny

 

souvenirs from Talaxia, such as

 

a replica of his own

 

"better than coffee" concoction, which

 

was exactly the same shape

 

as 21st century credit cards

 

and smelled like Bob Beltran's

 

unusually long, thin and leaking

 

Sharpie marker which he'd acquired

 

in a poker game with

 

the gonorrhea infected denizens of

 

Earth, who forced him to

 

accept the marker in lieu

 

of the latinum he'd loaned

 

to a hobo with a

 

plate of beans which he