VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

with animal flesh from the

 

planet of the smelly hippies

 

which was full of acid

 

extracted surreptitiously from Neelix's juicy

 

scrota, for he had many

 

enemies in the delta quadrant

 

and they all wanted to

 

obtain strength from his acidic

 

remarks. Tuvok thought that Neelix

 

was a damn sexy man

 

especially in black leather since

 

Janeway had commanded all males

 

to wear it at least

 

nine times a week, except

 

during satin garter belt week

 

which necessitated stealing Kes' collection

 

of Delta Quadrant antique dildos

 

for a good old fashioned

 

charity sale to raise funds

 

for Harry's sex change operation