VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

was forced to stand witness

 

and she testified that Neelix

 

is..."FAAAKKKEEE!" chimed in Vreenak.

 

"I knew it!" said Janeway

 

and unceremoniously threw Neelix into

 

the class for "special" children

 

who displayed uncanny aptitudes for

 

pestmanship and needed to be

 

ostracized like a giant ostrich

 

and forced to wear leather

 

lederhosen every single day for

 

a year, while wildly dancing

 

In a dream about his...

 

embarrassingly inadequate genitals being exposed

 

To radiation when he was...

 

making popcorn in the microwave

 

during a core breach that

 

he'd caused when he inadvertently

 

kicked B'Elanna into a beam

 

triggering the unfortunate lass's PTSD