VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

a time while Harry siphoned

 

Neelix' Talaxian booze that contained

 

more mucus than sugar, fortunately

 

Harry was immune because Neelix

 

was his father and his

 

grandfather at the same time

 

due to a temporal anomaly

 

and to Neelix' tendency to

 

commit heinous acts of nonconsensual

 

love with himself in multiple

 

times and relative dimensions in

 

unspeakable positions. So Harry liked

 

Captain Janeway's facebook posts, hoping

 

it would get him promoted

 

to Janitor. Suddenly Chakotay burst

 

out singing: "Some enchanted evening

 

I went fishing with my

 

mother and I caught a

 

virus which made me commit

 

grievously unspeakable acts of disgracefulness