VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

raconteur of lies who happened to

 

be immortal. Reports of his

 

dishonesty were not only accurate

 

they were on paper, an ancient

 

affectation of pretentious Admirals and

 

poets. Janeway was upset that

 

she missed an episode of

 

"Old And Ugly". A soap

 

holonovel in which she played

 

and given how constipated she

 

climbed the lofty Cardassian mountains

 

to get a better view

 

of a monument resembling Garak's

 

brother in law who happened

 

to be quite lovely by

 

the xerox of his ass

 

that Janeway held so dear

 

that she slept with it

 

and even did unspeakable things

 

that shan't be spoken of