Game VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

[Discofan]

T'Kuvma that he lost during

 

[Kor]

the Battle of the Binary

 

[Discofan]

so his cling-on clogged toilet

 

[Orac]

was a highly coveted relic

 

[Kor]

among collectors of rare scatalogical

 

[Orac]

artefacts from the Stupid Ages

 

[Discofan]

Of Yore. Janeway summoned Tuvok

 

[Commander Antagony]

finally, after 1000 pages of

 

[Discofan]

toilet paper she managed to

 

[Kor]

make Tuvok view "Fifty Shades

 

[Discofan]

Of Skidmarks" a movie about

 

[Orac]

the POTUS's executive laundry lady

 

[Discofan]

expert in soiled underwear and

 

[Orac]

unofficial advisor to the POTUS

 

[Discofan]

However, she was unable to

 

[Kor]

launder the clothing soiled by

 

[Orac]

William Howard Taft's mountainous buttocks

 

[Discofan]

This annoyed the chief of

 

[Kor]

run-on sentences, who hated punctuation

 

[Commander Antagony]

because honestly who needs it