VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

such as B'Elanna's long lost

 

relic the Toilet Brush of

 

T'Kuvma that he lost during

 

the Battle of the Binary

 

so his cling-on clogged toilet

 

was a highly coveted relic

 

among collectors of rare scatalogical

 

artefacts from the Stupid Ages

 

Of Yore. Janeway summoned Tuvok

 

finally, after 1000 pages of

 

toilet paper she managed to

 

make Tuvok view "Fifty Shades

 

Of Skidmarks" a movie about

 

the POTUS's executive laundry lady

 

expert in soiled underwear and

 

unofficial advisor to the POTUS

 

However, she was unable to

 

launder the clothing soiled by

 

William Howard Taft's mountainous buttocks

 

This annoyed the chief of