Woodcotay: "Well, I'm not a vegetarian. Hey -- I got an idea ... do you like to eat meat...?"
Contest: ENTER Voy Caption Contest #189 It's Seven Somewhere
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Woodcotay: "Well, I'm not a vegetarian. Hey -- I got an idea ... do you like to eat meat...?"
Ryan: "I appreciate what they've done for the franchise and all, but I wish they'd stop beaming in during intimate moments."
Beltran: "Eye love you!"
Chakotay: "You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate." "How about you and I form a binary system?" "Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?" "Hey girl! Let me orbit around tha--"
Seven: "This isn't 1979 at the space center anymore. Eww."
Chakotay "Have you ever seen a grown man nekkid?"
Seven: "Well, shuck 'em off right now and we'll see how much I love you."
Chakotay: "Points taken, we're wearing spacesuits for a reason."
Seven: "You said 'points', plural. I only hinted at one and said none. What are you referring to?"
Chkotay: "Bats"
Thank you for the good laugh! 
I particularly loved the following ones:
- Woodcotay: "When I said 'Safe sex', this isn't what I had in mi--"
7 of 9: "Do not touch me."
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Seven: What are you cooking?
Chakotay: Carrot soup.
Seven: And...?
Chakotay: Carrot fritters.
Seven: And...?
Chakotay: Carrot juice.
Seven: And...?
Chakotay: Millet couscous.
Seven: OK.
Chakotay: With roasted carrots.
Seven: Are you in fact cooking anything at all with no carrots in it?
Chakotay: The soufflé.
Seven: What is in the soufflé?? And bear in mind if you say carrots, I will assimilate you.
Chakotay: ........................ Baby carrots.
I particularly loved the following ones:
- Woodcotay: "When I said 'Safe sex', this isn't what I had in mi--"
7 of 9: "Do not touch me."
&
Seven: What are you cooking?
Chakotay: Carrot soup.
Seven: And...?
Chakotay: Carrot fritters.
Seven: And...?
Chakotay: Carrot juice.
Seven: And...?
Chakotay: Millet couscous.
Seven: OK.
Chakotay: With roasted carrots.
Seven: Are you in fact cooking anything at all with no carrots in it?
Chakotay: The soufflé.
Seven: What is in the soufflé?? And bear in mind if you say carrots, I will assimilate you.
Chakotay: ........................ Baby carrots.
Be sure to visit again. There are bound to be a laughsThank you for the good laugh!
What time is it? It's time for leelo root!
This will work
Thank you
Seven: How did you lose your right pinky finger?
Chakotay: It was a tragic cooking accident. I was helping Neelix, and I put my finger in the pot like this to test the temperature...
Seven: Looks like our date will end in Sickbay
I cobbled up an entry... not very good, but what the heck
[Stephen King]Uncle Otto's truck gets closer all the time.[/Stephen King]
Seven of Nine to the bridge - We didn’t start the fire.
Seven: "That's a sexy red bra, but you have it on backwards."
Chakotay: "It's supposed to be that way....haven't you heard that this fetish is all the rage now?"
I can't unsee that now.
Smooth.
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