Vori-speak contest

[Captrek]

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Oh, no... I propose a blanket ban on Vori-style speech ASAP!

No, I think there’s too much creative talent on this board for that. How about, instead of a ban, we confine it to one thread?

In the spirit of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, I propose a Vori-speak contest. Write a snippet of a Voyager story in the style of the Vori.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Chakotay true Voyager nemesis. Character so bland he pollutes the time after. Not fit to suck Harry's spheres. Chakotay that bad.

 

[Shatnertage]

Chakotay good character nullified and upturned by bad writing. He start with potential, but writers leave him wandering in the trunks.

 

[froot]

Oh no. I guess I asked for it. But I have no idea how to Vori-talk!

Poor Chuckles.

 

[Itisnotlogical]

Chakotay boring character. Drink much peyote, speak little creativity. Invents story so Janeway make babies with.

 

[Lynx]

Chakotay great character. Under used and beyond-looked by power people. Still many good Chakotay narratives in first three annual circles of Voyager. Not to mention impressive fourth circle narrative "Nemesis".

 

[T.D. Possum]

"Nemesis" is shale. Stop, wrong series. The AMG is Neelix-brained.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

These tellings make me wish I was in the gloried Wayafter.