Victoria Jennifer Johnson (The Ladies' Thread)
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Damn straight.
A Jane
(well me and RJD agreed on it anyway...)
It's a good word, it works - "I'm not allowed in there, I don't have a jane."
Precisely. Makes for more fun in short.
The Pill: I've been on the Pill since 1987. Yeah, I wouldn't mind not taking it, but I don't trust other methods. And I think that if Hubby got snipped, he'd be affected psychologically, negating the need for the snipping. I'm not saying he's weak or anything, but his drive is far more psychological than a lot of men's drives. For instance, he doesn't really care for porn--he gets Playboy, but he is months behind in even opening the packages. What matters to him is "mine," that I'm there for him and that I'm only his. Before anyone goes off on that, we were both virgins and have since only been with each other--and I like the "mine" idea, too. I really like the idea that all of him is entirely mine and no one else has seen/touched/enjoyed. Um ... we're both a bit insecure and possessive, I guess.
Condoms: We've used condoms for tidiness. Yeah, there's less sensation on both our parts. And if there's less sensation on his part, he doesn't enjoy as much and I react to his lessened enjoyment. So both of us lose. But when we're out of town or don't feel like cleaning up a mess, they're great.
Porn: We had free movie channels recently, so I watched some. I rarely have seen any, aside from Hubby's Playboys. Honestly. So I'm watching and ... I don't understand the geometry--it doesn't look like things would actually fit in those positions, let alone touch, let alone give pleasure. And the acting was terrible--especially the guys'. Any of the guys. Hubby says he doesn't care that much for porn (except for boobage, thank god he's a boob man), as seeing something he can't touch doesn't interest him a whole lot. And he's not interested in touching real women--besides me--because, literally, he doesn't know where they've been and who else touched them. As I posted, he likes to know that what he's touching is "his and only his."
Makeup: I almost never wear any. I really don't know how to put it on right, imo. On occasions, I've worn some and Hubby says he can tell and that it looks good, but nothing fancy. I'm pretty pink, so it's more "smoothing things out." And I'm told that my eyes already look like they have some shadow and eyeliner on them. Not bold or anything, but some. But I'd like to learn the real way to apply it, and the mall just doesn't seem like the place cause I'd like to be shown by someone who knows what they're doing and then practice right there.
Enough commenting?
Condoms: We've used condoms for tidiness. Yeah, there's less sensation on both our parts. And if there's less sensation on his part, he doesn't enjoy as much and I react to his lessened enjoyment. So both of us lose. But when we're out of town or don't feel like cleaning up a mess, they're great.
Porn: We had free movie channels recently, so I watched some. I rarely have seen any, aside from Hubby's Playboys. Honestly. So I'm watching and ... I don't understand the geometry--it doesn't look like things would actually fit in those positions, let alone touch, let alone give pleasure. And the acting was terrible--especially the guys'. Any of the guys. Hubby says he doesn't care that much for porn (except for boobage, thank god he's a boob man), as seeing something he can't touch doesn't interest him a whole lot. And he's not interested in touching real women--besides me--because, literally, he doesn't know where they've been and who else touched them. As I posted, he likes to know that what he's touching is "his and only his."
Makeup: I almost never wear any. I really don't know how to put it on right, imo. On occasions, I've worn some and Hubby says he can tell and that it looks good, but nothing fancy. I'm pretty pink, so it's more "smoothing things out." And I'm told that my eyes already look like they have some shadow and eyeliner on them. Not bold or anything, but some. But I'd like to learn the real way to apply it, and the mall just doesn't seem like the place cause I'd like to be shown by someone who knows what they're doing and then practice right there.
Enough commenting?
Of course I'd trust him, as I would only go condom-free in a committed relationship. If I trust him enough not to demolish my disease-free status, then I trust him enough to pop a pill.
Though the turning the penis green idea made me laugh out loud!
As to menstruation, sure there are some whiners, but it seems a lot of men don't know that periods can actually be that bad, especially if there's something wrong (though some women are just cursed). It's not as common, but the pain can be so debilitating that one cannot walk or stand, especially if the cramps spread to the back. It can cause migraines, dysphoria, sleeplessness, etc. For most women, of course, it's not that bad, but as kimC said, until you know what they're going through you shouldn't assume or judge their behavior.
OK, here's something that men don't have to worry about:
There comes a time, certain age, when drinking a lot of water during the day becomes, shall we say, a hazard.
I'm at the tail end of a bad flu and now I'm feeling better, but have a bad cough that comes and goes. Hubby tells me that I need to push the fluids and stay hydrated. So, I'm drinking like a fish, but when a bad cough hits, or I laugh really hard.....well, let's just say it's a good thing I work at home. Last week, when I was really ill, I kept having these sneezing fits---which prompted some wardrobe changes during the day.
Getting old sucks in a whole new way.
There comes a time, certain age, when drinking a lot of water during the day becomes, shall we say, a hazard.
I'm at the tail end of a bad flu and now I'm feeling better, but have a bad cough that comes and goes. Hubby tells me that I need to push the fluids and stay hydrated. So, I'm drinking like a fish, but when a bad cough hits, or I laugh really hard.....well, let's just say it's a good thing I work at home. Last week, when I was really ill, I kept having these sneezing fits---which prompted some wardrobe changes during the day.
Getting old sucks in a whole new way.
Yeah, well, we have to get used to getting up several times every night...
I think the pill and most other contraceptives (except perhaps the condom and femidom) are detrimental to a woman's health and balance. I would rather give up intercourse entirely (and save that for procreative purposes) than deal with that physical torment and responsibility of intrusive thingymajigs. Hugs for all the suffering ladies in the topic.
A Jane
(well me and RJD agreed on it anyway...)
It's a good word, it works - "I'm not allowed in there, I don't have a jane."
See, if I'm off the pill my periods are so bad they're debilitating. It's one of the reasons I started on it from a very early age.
Angela 0077
Captain
Yes when you are on the pillll it does help with peroid pain
i hate it when you get heavy periods and panadol does not help with it only if you take around 3 or more.
But on the packet you can only take around eight all up so you have to be careful there.
I know there are other meds you can help with pain or use a old method which helps that is using a hot water bottle it helps with the pain even though you feel abit jelly legged
i hate it when you get heavy periods and panadol does not help with it only if you take around 3 or more.
But on the packet you can only take around eight all up so you have to be careful there.
I know there are other meds you can help with pain or use a old method which helps that is using a hot water bottle it helps with the pain even though you feel abit jelly legged
Angela 0077
Captain
We should talk also about pregnacy and the good and bad of it.
I have had one daughter she was a three month premmie
I would like to ask if anyone here went through diffcult births or had prematurebabies.
Did anyone go through a diffcult time after or during pregnacy
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/003164.htm
Okay l have put a link here for erection problems.
Have you ever been faced with this problem
i know this is a female thread but it is good to know if there has been problems like this
And ways a means on helping each other to have a happy sexual life.
I know that when men first have intercouse they can not stand the pace and dont go all the way but there are even problems when men and women are married and this problem comes.
I just wanted to further the topic in different areas because l know women have problems when men go through this and dont know where to turn for help because the man will not share what is going on so it affects both partners
I have had one daughter she was a three month premmie
I would like to ask if anyone here went through diffcult births or had prematurebabies.
Did anyone go through a diffcult time after or during pregnacy
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/003164.htm
Okay l have put a link here for erection problems.
Have you ever been faced with this problem
i know this is a female thread but it is good to know if there has been problems like this
And ways a means on helping each other to have a happy sexual life.
I know that when men first have intercouse they can not stand the pace and dont go all the way but there are even problems when men and women are married and this problem comes.
I just wanted to further the topic in different areas because l know women have problems when men go through this and dont know where to turn for help because the man will not share what is going on so it affects both partners
OK, here's something that men don't have to worry about:
There comes a time, certain age, when drinking a lot of water during the day becomes, shall we say, a hazard.
I'm at the tail end of a bad flu and now I'm feeling better, but have a bad cough that comes and goes. Hubby tells me that I need to push the fluids and stay hydrated. So, I'm drinking like a fish, but when a bad cough hits, or I laugh really hard.....well, let's just say it's a good thing I work at home. Last week, when I was really ill, I kept having these sneezing fits---which prompted some wardrobe changes during the day.
Getting old sucks in a whole new way.
Dangit, no tisn't.
Mr. Orse knows by now the first place I go when I arrive is the restroom and the last place I check before leaving is the restroom. Had an emt remark that punctured bladders tend to wreak havoc at car accidents and for an odd reason that's stuck in my mind. It never occurred to me before that. Needless to say it only added another very good reason to drive very carefully every time I get behind the steering wheel of a car!
My pregnancies were a decade apart. My first was nearly painless - I always felt guilty about feeling wonderful almost every day. Our oldest just went off to college and he has been a joy and is very healthy. I hope someday he'll bring home lots of grand babies for me to love on but I'd rather he waited a couple years for that.
My second pregnancy was beset by a lot of nagging little things the docs could not pinpoint as indicative of anything. Our younger son is multiply impaired and wheelchair bound and will probably never speak or sit on his own and will probably always need diapers. That said he is the second great joy of our lives and I don't regret anything. He has been the catalyst for a lot of personal growth for all of us and we will treasure every moment we are given with him.
Angela 0077
Captain
This reminds me of a freind we were walking along and laughing about something when suddenly she wet her self
No one was around so that was lucky she felt embarrassed but l said to her not to worry about it.
They say when you have a baby that the pelvic area will become lose and this is what it is caused by.
That is why they always tell a woman after she has a baby to do pelvic muscle excercises then that area will stay tight.
Also it is how many children you have also.
No one was around so that was lucky she felt embarrassed but l said to her not to worry about it.
They say when you have a baby that the pelvic area will become lose and this is what it is caused by.
That is why they always tell a woman after she has a baby to do pelvic muscle excercises then that area will stay tight.
Also it is how many children you have also.
Angela 0077
Captain
It is interesting how different certain pregnacy can be.
But l really like your story on your children and the problems you had.
Like you said that children are a gift for what ever problems they have they are still beautiful even if they make us happy or sad
But l really like your story on your children and the problems you had.
Like you said that children are a gift for what ever problems they have they are still beautiful even if they make us happy or sad
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Well I may have found the cure for cramps yesterday: A CrossFit workout (100 wall ball bounces + 100 kettle ball swings) in 90+ degree heat. After something like that you have other things to think about!
Oh, and super-sized tampons aren't all that super. I was a bloody mess afterwards in more ways than one - 'nuff said.
Green penises? I don't think most men would go for it. As for how would a woman know if a man were truly on the pill - the same as men now "know" a woman is on the pill. I guess it would either be take responsibility for your own reproduction or only sleep with those you trust.