vfwcc #29: pokin' around

[Triskelion]

Hey ho, great job everyone, lots of laughs were had and both kinds of funny stuff (haha and hmmm). Since Future's End was a two parter, we're revisiting the past again this week, so let's get to it!

And now:

First Image:

Maury Povitch, filtered: "Dontrell, you are not the father."
Kes, elated: "I KNEW IT! Fifth time that bitch's been on the show. <gets closer and yells at screen> DIRTY BITCH!"

Second Image:

TOM: The garage door is open....I repeat, the garage door is open.

Third Image:

"No. *THIS* [broadens his hands] is lens flare. That was just a reflection of light."

Chop 'Shop Award:

Congratulations Shatmandu, Nerys Myk, Ebeneezer and Scottyclaus! You win the Carey!

Our next contest continues the flashing back, when technology was quaint and hot dogs were synthesized from rat lips and cow anuses. The bonus image shows the guys working out the script from a different time travel episode, when Levar Burton meets future Chakotay.

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Andele! Andele! Epa! Epa! Yeehah!

 

[John Picard]

Effin' sah-weet! Thanks. I liked Shatmandu's entry as well.

Picardo: <being droll> "Oh, now I can see how much talent Beltran has."

 

[Shatmandu]

Hey, thanks for the win! Woo!

EMH: "No, Mister Neelix: hairs do not urinate."

 

[John Picard]

The Doctor was very meticulous when examining 7 of 9's "naughty Borg parts".

 

[Mistral]

The Doctor was somewhat dubious of Neelix's "portable porthole" concept.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

EMH: "Robert Downey Jr has nothing on me. Indubitably!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Tuvok: "How long to copy the contents of the computer's storage device."
Paris: "There isn't a lot to copy, let's see, secret plans, done, encrypted files, copied and decrypted, star charts, astrometric plots, all done. Just the porn left...

...

...

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...

You might want to give this a couple more hours."

Chakotay: "Akoochimoya."
Janeway: "No, Cowabunga..."

Burton: "Yeah, that was good, but Robert, can you be a little less wooden in the next take."
Beltran: "I don't have to take this crap. I worked with Chuck Norris I'll have you know."
Burton: "Wood is good. Wood is great. Let's go with wood."

 

[John Picard]

Picardo: "I bought lunch yesterday, so no weaseling out of the deal."
Beltran: "Alright...alright. Here's a fifty."
Burton: "Get me a cheeseburger while you're at it."

 

[scottydog]

Thanks for the win, Triskellington!

Janeway: "Neelix, I think I'll be skipping dinner tonight."

 

[scottydog]

 

[Nerys Myk]

EMH: Well technically it's still a penis, Mr. Kim.

TOM:Can't get a reading, the interference from my shirt is too great.

CHAKOTAY: We should split up, I'll take those three.

BURTON: Well Bob it says you're locked in the freezer. Can you be stiff and unmoving?

Picardo stifles a laugh.

 

[Triskelion]

The Doctor burned the image of upside-down Ed Begley into his mind.

Tom: This computer has never logged onto the Trek BBS.
Tuvok: Illogical.

Chakotay: Ketchup with onions, or mustard without?
Janeway: I don't think this is the right era for the Bugsy Malone bit.

Beltran: How many fingers am I holding up.
Burton. Fuck you, sir.

 

[Shatmandu]

Janeway: "Scan it for DNA. I don't appreciate being upper-decked."

 

[scottydog]

 

[Alrik]

Janeway: "I'll be damned. Landshark."

 

[Alrik]

EMH: "This will just take a moment, Mr Kim. I'm just reviewing your file of Commendations and Promotions."

Tom: "Very gansta Tuvok. Where'd you get your disguise idea? The cover of an LL Cool J CD?" (snerk)

Tuvok: "Back off bitch, 'afore I bust a cap in yo ass."

Tom: "Nice touch. Comes complete with attitude."

Janeway: "So hotdogs it is. Would you like your buns toasted?"

Chakotay: "I thought you'd never ask."

 

[Triskelion]

Chakotay: Crap we overshot it. This is the seventies. Good thing too, cause I look damn good in a pair of disco roller sneakers.

Beltran: So we're traveling back from a future that hasn't even happened yet? Kind of negates all the Delta Quadrant dangers we'll be facing in the next episodes, doesn't it?
Burton: Here's your coat for the episode.
Beltran: Ooh, shiny!

Tom: According to these readings, the Internet Overlord was already alive and they didn't even realize it.
Tuvok: Those poor, blind, Xenium-mining fools.

It's a friction burn.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Chakotay: "We're gonna need a bigger starship..."

 

[John Picard]

Janeway: "How serious is this?"

Doctor: "I'm still performing an analysis; however, based on the data I'm not certain how much time I have to reverse the procedure."

Janeway: "Do what you must. I need Ensign Kim back at his post ASAP."

Janeway: <filtered> "Janeway to Tuvoc".
Tuvok: "Go ahead, Captain."
Janeway: <filtered> "Any news?"
Tuvok: "We ain't found shit!"

 

[Gepard]

"Gentlemen, I have a way to make my ego appear even larger."

"Damn UGO ad just took over my tricorder."