It’s the sort of movie where "finger food" is offered at a party. And it’s fingers. Haw.
You know a spoof is in trouble when it's not even as funny as its target. All three installment of the 'Twilight' series...offer more giggles than this excruciatingly prolonged public-access-cable-quality sketch.
With Vampires Suck, the film is just as guilty as the vampires.
If you've ever read a single book -- we'll include Stephenie Meyer -- you're probably better than this.
Vampires Suck finds Friedberg-Seltzer evolving ever so slightly, but adequacy remains out of their grasp, and mediocrity might just be an impossible goal.
This is the kind of film that is so bad that you almost wish that it had been shot in 3D simply so that you could just take your glasses off and not have to look at it anymore.
Mocking 'Twilight' is like shooting fish in a barrel, and yet this lazy satire still misses the target.
This is from the morons who brought us "Epic Movie," "Disaster Movie," and "Meet the Spartans." Do I need to explain myself anymore? Do I really?
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