Valerie Bertenelli

[Captain Mike]

Always thought she was hot, And since she became a MILF....

If you can just scrub her and Eddie Van Halen out of your mind....

Or if you can scrub Eddie off of (out of?) her. Which you'd need a Starfleet Hazmat team to do.

Not only Eddie, but her self confessed many extramarital affairs she stated in many interviews....

 

[RandyS]

I'd hit that, big-time.

The line forms right behind me.

 

[Davros]

Is it me or is she ridiculously hot for a 50 year old woman?

I've had a bit of a crush on her since the first season of One Day At A Time. She put on some pounds since then but for her age she still looks fine.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

It's just you. Valerie Bertinelli has never been insanely hot a day in her life. Cute? Sure. Insanely hot? No way. I always like Mackenzie better. She seems like a goer.

 

[AJBryant]

Fine? FINE?

That's fightin' words, man.

She's HAWT.

 

[scotpens]

As for pics:

She was 49 when this picture was taken.

She's in fantastic shape. You could bounce a dime off her abs -- if that's your idea of a good time.

 

[RJDiogenes]

I had a huge crush on her back in the days of One Day At A Time, and she looks great these days. But Eddie van Halen is hard to scrub....

 

[Trekker4747]

It's just you. Valerie Bertinelli has never been insanely hot a day in her life. Cute? Sure. Insanely hot? No way. I always like Mackenzie better. She seems like a goer.

I'd say when she was in her 20s and 30s she was cute, good looking, or a bit over the curve.

But when you look at that picture of her and a picture of the average 50 year old or even a 50 year old star you've got to admit, she's well beyond the curve now.

That swimsuit pic above isn't the body of a 50 year old woman, women half her age struggle to get a body that taut, toned, and fine.

I mean she looks good for a woman who's nearly menopausal.