Valentine's Day Extravaganza 2014!

[Darth Duck]

Well then where did my arrow go?

 

[Mary Ann]

Is anyone else limping?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Limp.

 

[Amaris]

Limp.

They make a pill...

 

[MacLeod]

Fortunatly you still have time to practice, or should I alert the emergency services?

 

[CorporalClegg]

I think I'm going to try sending some to people I haven't in the past, except for CZ. She gets one cuz of tradition 'n stuff. It's going to be tough to pick the four other lucky winners, especially considering I've been really busy of late. But I shall do my best.

If anyone's interested, I do accept bribes. Any tender is fine, but doubloons are preferred. More ambitious persons should consider Spanish silver dollars.

And, yes, my Valentine's are worth it.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Is anyone else limping?

Those knitting needles hurt!

 

[Mary Ann]

 

[Mary Ann]

*bumps thread*

Only 36-ish hours to go to get in your Extravaganza requests to either Darth Duck or myself! Come join in the fun, and make someone smile* on the 14th.

*or freak them out a bit, but you didn't hear me say that.

 

[Darth Duck]

Yes, please, message us. And by us I mean me. My inbox has been empty since we started this.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Can't I just send out a flower to everyone? I want to make love to the whole world.

 

[Mary Ann]

If I could make time stand still and I actually knew what I was doing on a computer I'd help you with this (by drawing the curtains, for starters), but there are a few too many TBBS members for Darth Duck and me to pull that off.

 

[T'Bonz]

Sent!

 

[Mary Ann]

NEWSFLASH: The deadline for messaging us your requests for the Valentine's Day Extravaganza 2014 is fast approaching!

The original deadline was midnight tonight GMT, but as I'm a soft, squishy little cupid (I'm not sure if Darth Duck wants to be called soft and squishy, so I'll just call him a big, muscular cupid) let's extend the deadline for getting in your Extravaganza requests to 06:00 GMT on Thursday the 13th to accommodate those of you in more eastern timezones who can't access TBBS during the day (which is a lot of you, because none of you ever log on here during working hours, right? ). So get busy sending us your requests! Darth Duck and I want to see our message inboxes filled.

 

[iguana_tonante]

I sent mine in anonymously this year. Oooooooh, the suspense!

 

[Mary Ann]

Which reminds me, when I can expect the Lamborghini you owe me? Y'know, for my...silence.

 

[SPCTRE]

Is anyone else limping?

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

 

[Mary Ann]

 

[iguana_tonante]

Which reminds me, when I can expect the Lamborghini you owe me? Y'know, for my...silence.

You know, there is an abandoned Lamborghini factory not far from my town, back from the early days when they made agricultural tractors... so I will see what I can do.

 

[Mary Ann]

Ooh, I've always wanted a combine harvester! Comes from living in Somerset for nine years. Fun fact: my late father-in-law sounded exactly like the Wurzels.

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