I'm sure this has been passed around here more than a couple of times. There are some gems in there. This entry was particularly good.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3167157/1/Vaders_diary
We've started conscripting, and I took a look at some of the troops during combat simulations. Half of them can't hit the broadside of a moisture farm, and one of them smacked his head getting to the flight sim. Sometimes I'm so ashamed to be a part of this Empire.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3167157/1/Vaders_diary