Two Fat Females Use Flabs of Fat to Flit Goods

[tharpdevenport]

Couldn't come up with something for "goods" that began with an "F".

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Using rols of fat on their bodies, these two ladies try to steal pants ... and shoes (how big are those rolls when you can fit shoes in them?).


Have you ever known anyone fat enough to where they used their weight to steal something?

Me, no, but there was a fat lady in town a few years ago that tried to steal a fozen turkey (or chicken, I don't recall now) by holding it between her big fat legs and hoping nobody would be the wiser.

 

[CaptainStoner]

 

[F. King Daniel]

This is disgusting on so many levels.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

I ain't the skinniest dude in the world but I don't think I could get away with hiding anything in fat rolls. What the fucking fuck, yo.

 

[Trekker4747]

Let the puns begin!

This crime is heavy.

 

[Subcommander R.]

Bender as a human: Hey baby, you like grilled cheese?

 

[RoJoHen]

I might vomit.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

"FOUR pairs of boots, THREE pairs of jeans, a wallet and some gloves" are worth $2,600 at TJ Maxx? Have they gone more upscale recently then I recall or is this inflating the damages?

 

[Joshua Howard]

It's another episode of the marsupial ladies: "What happened to your kid?" "Oh, he's just tucked up inside one of my fat rolls."

 

[scotpens]

Have you ever known anyone fat enough to where they used their weight to steal something?

Fat chance!

 

[Gepard]

"FOUR pairs of boots, THREE pairs of jeans, a wallet and some gloves"

...and a partridge in a pear tree?

 

[RJDiogenes]

"FOUR pairs of boots, THREE pairs of jeans, a wallet and some gloves" are worth $2,600 at TJ Maxx? Have they gone more upscale recently then I recall or is this inflating the damages?

They figured in compensation for frisking the perps.

 

[bluedana]

Two Fat Females Use Flabs of Fat to Filch Fashion?

 

[STR]

^We have a winner.

Well, not really. Every human being should feel a little ashamed of this. We all lose. blueXmas just lost the least. Kudos to you.