TWEET!

[Robert Maxwell]

I have to admit, I have never learned even what "Twitter" is. Is it done on a special page? what IS it?

About to go take a shit.

Taking a shit now.

Still taking a shit.

Still taking a shit.

Still taking a shit.

Still taking a shit.

Still taking a shit.

Still taking a shit.

Still taking a shit.

Still taking a shit.

Wiping my ass.

Just flushed.

That's pretty much it. I don't use Twitter for three reasons:

1: I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing right now.
2: No one gives a shit what I'm doing right now.
3: Even if people did give a shit what I'm doing right now, I don't give enough of a shit about what I'm doing to type a sentence or two about it.

So, in short: Shit.

Yeah, that's how I felt about it. But you know, you can just not follow the people who post shit.

 

[Misfit Toy]

There are people, apparently, whose life's ambition is to be a raging douchebag. It gives them a sense of... power.

Stop talking about the BR!!

 

[JonathonWally]

I installed tweetdeck on my computer, but only used it once. All my twittering is from my phone.


Same name on twitter if you want to follow me.

 

[Cakes488]

I have to admit, I have never learned even what "Twitter" is. Is it done on a special page? what IS it?

About to go take a shit.

Taking a shit now.

Still taking a shit.

Still taking a shit.

Still taking a shit.

Still taking a shit.

Still taking a shit.

Still taking a shit.

Still taking a shit.

Still taking a shit.

Wiping my ass.

Just flushed.

That's pretty much it. I don't use Twitter for three reasons:

1: I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing right now.
2: No one gives a shit what I'm doing right now.
3: Even if people did give a shit what I'm doing right now, I don't give enough of a shit about what I'm doing to type a sentence or two about it.

So, in short: Shit.

Excuse me...but you didn't wash your hands.

 

[Daneel]

I still don't really get the point of Twitter... to me, it seems like it's basically just Facebook with nothing but the status updates. I guess I can understand how that could be useful for people who are public figures, but for I don't get the appeal for everybody else.

 

[Capn Flukie]

I have a whole collection of those, some I saw myself.

Hey, me too. We should start a thread.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I have a whole collection of those, some I saw myself.

Hey, me too. We should start a thread.

After you.

 

[Colonel Midnight]

I still don't really get the point of Twitter... to me, it seems like it's basically just Facebook with nothing but the status updates. I guess I can understand how that could be useful for people who are public figures, but for I don't get the appeal for everybody else.

Ditto here as well. Guess I just have a boring life...

Cheers,
-CM-