Trekker wants near sixth birthday attention!

[Trekker4747]

Today is March 17. It's getting close to my sixth birthday (that is the date of my birthday that's one-sixth of the way to my next one.)

I want attention!

 

[Brent]

Pull your pants down in public, you'll get attention

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Obnoxious.

 

[Snow]

**thinks about replying**

 

[Lord Garth]

I figured you wouldn't want any more birthdays since you turned 30, partial or otherwise.

 

[Mallory]

Bad parody. This is a crash and burn thread Trekker.

 

[Kommander]

I jerked of twice today.

I want recognition for my accomplishment!

 

[RoJoHen]

I haven't jerked off yet.

I'd say my accomplishment is more impressive!

 

[Captain Ice]

*headdesk*
Repeat...

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I haven't jerked off yet.

I'd say my accomplishment is more impressive!

I'll be in my bunk ...


And i already had my sixth and i didn't want attention. 'Course, it's kinda hard to ignore me ...

 

[Sephiroth]

Are you sure that you are not just turning six?

 

[JAG]

I am confused.

 

[Trekker4747]

Bad parody. This is a crash and burn thread Trekker.

Is there any other kind?

 

[Nardpuncher]

I don't get it.

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

Bad parody. This is a crash and burn thread Trekker.

Is there any other kind?

Ones that stay open.