"Trekify" some famous quotes in history

[Captain Gandalf]

Don't know if this is gonna have success, but I thought it might be fun.
Take some famous quotes in history, and give a Star Trek twist to it:

Kennedy : "Ich bin ein Niner"
"Ask not what Starfleet can do for you, but..."

John Lennon : "Imagine there's no Q"

John Adams : "A Federation of laws, and not of Klingons"

For those who need some help finding great quotes : http://www.brainyquote.com/

 

[Captain Gandalf]

Ooo-kay.. No responses yet. Obviously, this was not one of my brighter ideas...

 

[Thor Damar]

A war for a great principle honors the Klingon Empire .

Albert Pike

And...

Cardassia honors its living conformists and its dead troublemakers.

Mignon McLaughin.

 

[Piper]

I'm pretty sure TNG would have amended the opening line of the Declaration of Independence to:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all people are created equal."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_men_are_created_equal

 

[spunXtain]

I did not. Have. Sexual relations. With that Vulcan.

 

[Captain Gandalf]

I did not. Have. Sexual relations. With that Vulcan.

Shouldn't that be "I did not. Have. Sexual relations. With that Vulcan, that Orion Slave Girl, that Klingon Woman, that Andorian secretary, that Cardassian Escortgirl, that Bolian hairdresser, and that alien girl with six lips"?

 

[T'Boggan]

A woman needs a man like a tribble needs viagra.?

For evil to triumph all that is needed is Captain Kirk to do nothing.

 

[Hoser]

Every man dies, not every Klingon gets to kill him.

 

[Captain Gandalf]

JQ Adams : Starfleet does not go abroad in search of monsters to destroy.

 

[captcalhoun]

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of Romulans?

Ask not for whom the communicator chirps, it chirps for thee.

 

[Forbin]

Give a person food and you've fed hi/r for a day. Teach a person to use a replicator and you've fed hi/r for life.

You're trying to fit ten kilos of tribbles in a five kilo storage compartment.

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. Literally.

Find Mallory! Leave no stone unexploded!

Eh, it's a hobby. Like feeding Vaal.

No man is a planet!

It was the best of time travel, it was the worst of time travel...

 

[Captain Gandalf]

I can hear you, the rest of the Federation can hear you and the aliens who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon.

I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a phaser.

Kahless is a homicidal dictator who is addicted to weapons of mass destruction.

We will make no distinction between the Dominion who committed these acts and the Cardassians who harbour them.

Were gonna smoke them Klingons out!

 

[Rat Boy]

The only thing we have to fear is...KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

 

[LutherSloan]

'Mr. Sisko, tear down this wormhole!'

 

[captcalhoun]

we're gonna phaser them back to the stone age!

 

[Infinitus]

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

 

[Captain Gandalf]

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Hey, no cheating!

 

[Orac]

Stardate 5023.6. A date which shall live in infamy!

 

[Too Much Fun]

"I'm a Doctor, not a crook!"

- President Leonard H. McCoy

 

[Thor Damar]

Ask not what Cardassia can do for you, least you receive a visit from the Obsidian Order.