$#*! Treker Says

[doubleohfive]

The rules of the thread are simple. Trekker4747 has been here for something like a hundred years and there is no shortage of posts on this board made by Trekker4747.

And, much like the book (now television sitcom) $#*! My Dad Says, Trekker4747 has posted some funny, zany, crazy, off-the-wall things over the years.

So, your mission should you choose to accept it is simply to search for a post made by Trekker4747 and the copy ONE sentence and paste it in a new reply here, in this thread. If you want to link back to the original post, feel free to do so.

I'll start off:

As long as she's wearing a skirt and showing off her legs she can stick around as long as she wants.

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[TheBrew]

*Grabs popcorn*

This is going to be good.

 

[Finn]

[Teal'C]Indeed[/Teal'C]

 

[Guartho]

Do the math: $120 for 26 episodes is pretty cheap. I think these sets are underpriced a bit.

Original post.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

"Hitler's been dead for 65 years, I think everything that can be said has been said."

"I like my coke MSG free."

"What does God need with a bucket list?"

"Self-depreciating humor. Your stock rises with me." <-- Unintentional lulz.

 

[Guartho]

"I like my coke MSG free."

That one was in response to a post of mine! I feel like a supporting actor on a hit TV show!

 

[Captain Ice]

This thread might be a joke and might be not. However, until I hear from Trekker, it's closed.

Comments to PM.

ED: I have heard from Trekker. It's cool, so I am reopening the thread. This does not mean that it's open season on him. Stick to the parameters of the OP. K?

 

[Trekker4747]

Only because I love you, 005.

 

[Finn]

Only because I love you, 005.

Here you go, guys

 

[Gryffindorian]

I can't think of any Trekker quote at the moment. You know, it would be really nice to do a "Roast" thread, just like the show on Comedy Central where they roast David Hasselhoff and other celebs.

 

[doubleohfive]

I'll take one if I can talk to it and play Intelivision games with it.

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[Spot's Meow]

Everyone knows they were all bought by Xenu, converted into space ships and are used as intragalactic prisoner transports.

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[Finn]

Actually your mom and your sister put out for me quite often. Sometimes even on the same night, even more often on the same night in the same room at the same time.

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[Trekker4747]

I do have my moments of brilliance, don't I?

 

[cardinal biggles]

I was looking through the BBS quotes from days of yore that I've compiled (and therefore can't link to), and have to say that you, Trekker, are highly underrated as the comedic straight man in situations like these. As often as you have your own moments of brilliance, you frequently set others up for their own moments of brilliance, whether you're aware of it or not.

For instance:

Trekker: I really have no idea what to do [with my date] after dinner. Any suggestions?

Jayson: A walk in the park might be fun. That or an S&M club.

 

[sidious618]

I miss Jayson.

 

[doubleohfive]

Yield to street traffic or you'll be ran over and killed.

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[doubleohfive]

"Don't forget to vulcanize your nacelle" is my new most favorite term ever.

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[ShamelessMcBundy]

You mean we have to die and be revived by aliens in order to discuss the merits of this episode?

 

[Captain Ice]

Since I'm seeing quotes from TNZ already, perhaps this is a good time to remind everyone that quotes from TNZ are inadmissible here per the TNZ Vegas rule. Leave TNZ quotes out, folks.