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Since I would soon be fabulously wealthy, I would hire a team of accountants and lay out my "investment objectives," which would be a modified version of the rules (without revealing that I'm undertaking a challenge of any kind), and give them one week to come up with a rules-abiding plan for spending $60 million dollars (minus their fees) over the remaining 3 weeks and change.
 
I'm confused as to if these are actually meeting the guidelines. How does the tangible part work?

The tangible part is (was) there to prevent someone from simply buying something very valuable and calling the money "spent." It sort of falls under the "no assets" guideline. You can easily spend $60m by buying property, businesses, a sports team, etc. But the problem there is you now have something that itself is still worth that level of money, or more, or less. So it's not "really spent." If you buy a $60m house you still have $60m, it's just now in house form.

And in that, it'd violate the rules to turn around and sell that $60m for $1. I'm not sure what rule in violate specifically but it's sort of suggested in there, it may fall under this same rule, "not damaging an item" or maybe the idea you still have to get value for anything you spend money on.

For example, in the movie, one of the ways Brewster spends a good chunk of the money is by simply renting a very expensive penthouse in a hotel, as opposed to buying property. He then hires a bunch of staff at the top of the salaries/pay to spend a good amount of it.

But there's loopholes he sort of exploits.

"Not damaging an item." Pretty much means you can't just buy something very expensive and then destroy it (now making it worthless.) In the movie, a friend of his buys a very expensive, rare, and collectible stamp that ends up giving Brewster a good increase in how much money he has. He now has an asset he must "spend." But, he can't damage this item to null out its value. Or can he? What does he do? He uses the stamp, ruining it from the postmarks when its delivered. He both used an item that's really designed to be damaged and he didn't damage it, the post office did.

This sort of falls under Triumphant's idea above of buying a predator drone and flying it over hostile territory where it'll likely be shotdown and destroyed. He's using an item for it's designed function and the risks of that is that someone else may destroy it.

Many of the ideas above are pretty clever.

The only "problem" I see is in Ms. Chicken's where she says she'd buy worthless art and charge people "a silver" (I'm assuming a Tasmanian coin?) to view it. Logical, but she'd still have some coins to spend before the month is up (she has to end the month with as much as she had before the contest began, nothing more) but that's easily spent buy just buying an expensive item that itself has no value.

I think I'd spend it all on sex. At $2M per day, that would be a hell of a party. Would deflowering a virgin be considered a violation of Rule #6?

It'd more likely violate Rule #7 saying you must get value for any staff you hire. So if you hire a hooker for $2-million/day then, well, she has to provide $2m worth of work and services and that amount must be within the upper income threshold for someone in her profession. I'm not sure how much even the highest-class of call girls go for, but I suspect it's not #2m/day.

But it could be which, I guess money well spent?

I've seen a lot of neat ideas here, other than occasional ones up there which just seem to be "buy/do something that's really expensive but nets me nothing."

I suspect, like Brewster, I'd start of buy simply renting a large, expensive, piece of property at its top rate, and hiring a large entourage and top pay.

Probably the rented property I'd make a villa or estate or something and simply throw a bunch of Gatsby-like parties every night with very expensive wines, very expensive catering and maybe more than is needed to full satisfy the attendance. (Like the stamp example and the drone suggestion, the end result of this wouldn't be "willfully damaging an item" since as a function of it, food does tend to go wasted or spoil. Which doesn't matter, really, since food has no value.)

That alone probably isn't enough to spend $60m as the steam would run out of the parties before too long. The 30% to charities and gambling would be an obvious first thing to do. Put 3,000,000 on one hand of poker and fold after the first draw, or put 3,000,000 worth of chips on one number in roulette. Or 3,000,000 in craps since no matter how hard I try I do not understand how that game works.

so I can buy businesses/property? I'd start by buying Capcom, split my donation % between the prevent cancer foundation (preferably during AGDQ so I could donate to tripping up speed runners) and a few other charities. I'd buy Detroit and turn it into a theme park. If I had any left over after that, hello Kickstarter.

You "can" buy businesses and property if you want but it doesn't spend the money. It's just now invested in a company, potentially making you more money.
 
I have expanded my idea somewhat.

I would hire the best sand artists in the world and get them to construct their artworks around the beaches of Hobart and allow the general public to vote on the best sculptures. There would generous cash prizes for winning artists.

i would do the same for ice artists but I would get them to create a large ice city. Keeping ice from melting in Hobart would probably be quite expensive and big blocks would have to be made in the first place. Same voting procedures from the public and the same generous cash prizes.

The artworks would be real but would non-permanent and therefore of no monetary value in the long run.
 
I think I'd spend it all on sex. At $2M per day, that would be a hell of a party. Would deflowering a virgin be considered a violation of Rule #6?

It'd more likely violate Rule #7 saying you must get value for any staff you hire. So if you hire a hooker for $2-million/day then, well, she has to provide $2m worth of work and services and that amount must be within the upper income threshold for someone in her profession. I'm not sure how much even the highest-class of call girls go for, but I suspect it's not #2m/day.

But it could be which, I guess money well spent?

Forget professionals. If I'm spending it on women who aren't ordinarily for sale, how do we establish a market price?
 
I think I'd spend it all on sex. At $2M per day, that would be a hell of a party. Would deflowering a virgin be considered a violation of Rule #6?

It'd more likely violate Rule #7 saying you must get value for any staff you hire. So if you hire a hooker for $2-million/day then, well, she has to provide $2m worth of work and services and that amount must be within the upper income threshold for someone in her profession. I'm not sure how much even the highest-class of call girls go for, but I suspect it's not #2m/day.

But it could be which, I guess money well spent?

Forget professionals. If I'm spending it on women who aren't ordinarily for sale, how do we establish a market price?

I'd say to refer to the profession they're most closely acting in, which in this case would be in high-class prostitution. For which there's something of a market-price for but also in a gray area since, well, prostitution is illegal. ;)

ETA:

Video Clip: Brewster's Millions, "The Rules."

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It'd more likely violate Rule #7 saying you must get value for any staff you hire. So if you hire a hooker for $2-million/day then, well, she has to provide $2m worth of work and services and that amount must be within the upper income threshold for someone in her profession. I'm not sure how much even the highest-class of call girls go for, but I suspect it's not #2m/day.

But it could be which, I guess money well spent?

Forget professionals. If I'm spending it on women who aren't ordinarily for sale, how do we establish a market price?

I'd say to refer to the profession they're most closely acting in, which in this case would be in high-class prostitution. For which there's something of a market-price for but also in a gray area since, well, prostitution is illegal. ;)

Doesn't the fact that they don't ordinarily engage in this line of work add something to their fair market value?

As for the legal issue, with $60M we could easily travel, on private jet, to a jurisdiction where it is legal.
 
4. $54 Million dollars spent on advertising during the Super Bowl/World Series/Daytona 500/World Cup with the advertisement just being the test screen and tone to trick people into thinking the channel went on the fritz. :devil:
You can't, I already said the Super Bowl advertising thing. Since you copied my idea, I'm stealing yours and revising my list, because I can and I'm a dick like that:

1: Buy 15 minutes of Super Bowl ads, which works out to about three complete commercial breaks.
2: First commercial break: 20 seconds of static, followed by me reading a list of things and the names of people I don't like and why I don't like them.
3: Another complete commercial break: the "I don't like football so I'm making you wait for more football" thing I said earlier with static interspersed as randomly as I cam make it.
4: Final complete commerical break: Me reading my manifesto. Not my actual manifesto, just one with a bunch of random, crazy sounding things... so, pretty much my real manifesto.
5: ???
6: Profit.
 
Raise a small but effecitve army of chainsaw wielding maniacs to conquer the nearest small town or village.

Fail.

Spend remaining amount on war reparations.
 
Would it be OK to spend the whole amount on a short trip?

If so, I think it's about the right price for a round trip to the ISS...


If not I could take a couple of friends along I'm sure.
 
I considered that. but decided that getting a trip to the ISS at one month's notice would probably cost a lot more than $60 million.
 
I'd buy shares with it that I know are likely to go down the shitter and lose most of the money when I sell at a lower price.

EDIT: shit someone else said it. Grrrrr!!!!!

EDIT 2: I would hire as many people as possible to sweep the streets clean and pay them wages amounting to the 60 mill.
 
When I told her about this problem, the first thing my sister said was: make a shitty movie!.

She's right of course, but another movie got in the way for it being the perfect solution; The Producers... the moment you think you've succeded in making the most expensive most horrible movie in history, someone makes it become the biggest hit in movie history (even if they don't know the back story).
 
At the end of it, you have a movie. I believe that contravenes the rules anyway since that is the tangible result of your investment.
 
At the end of it, you have a movie. I believe that contravenes the rules anyway since that is the tangible result of your investment.

Sure, but it's worthless; a testament to how bad your investment was... a bit like holding on to a betting slip despite loosing the bet.
 
At the end of it, you have a movie. I believe that contravenes the rules anyway since that is the tangible result of your investment.

Yeah, you might be right since the movie can still be released in some fashion and then be at the very least used to recoup some of the production costs. So I'd argue producing a movie results in a tangible result from the money, giving you more than you started with, thus breaking the rules of the game.
 
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