Ooh, I could crush a grape...
Trekbbs crushes
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Peel me a grape, crush me some ice
Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow
Talk to me nice, talk to me nice
Youve got to wine and dine me
Dont try to fool me bejewel me
Either amuse me or lose me
Im getting hungry, peel me a grape
Pop me a cork, french me a fry
Crack me a nut, bring a bowl full of bon-bons
Chill me some wine, keep standing by
Just entertain me, champagne me
Show me you love me, kid glove me
Best way to cheer me, cashmere me
Im getting hungry, peel me grape
Heres how to be an agreeable chap
Love me and leave me in luxurys lap
Hop when I holler, skip when I snap
When I say, do it, jump to it
Send out for scotch, call me a cab
Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals
Just hang around, pick up the tab
Never out think me, just mink me
Polar bear rug me, don't bug me
New thunderbird me, you heard me
Im getting hungry, peel me a grape
(Diana Krall - PEEL ME A GRAPE)
Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow
Talk to me nice, talk to me nice
Youve got to wine and dine me
Dont try to fool me bejewel me
Either amuse me or lose me
Im getting hungry, peel me a grape
Pop me a cork, french me a fry
Crack me a nut, bring a bowl full of bon-bons
Chill me some wine, keep standing by
Just entertain me, champagne me
Show me you love me, kid glove me
Best way to cheer me, cashmere me
Im getting hungry, peel me grape
Heres how to be an agreeable chap
Love me and leave me in luxurys lap
Hop when I holler, skip when I snap
When I say, do it, jump to it
Send out for scotch, call me a cab
Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals
Just hang around, pick up the tab
Never out think me, just mink me
Polar bear rug me, don't bug me
New thunderbird me, you heard me
Im getting hungry, peel me a grape
(Diana Krall - PEEL ME A GRAPE)
One or two over the years...
^ Crushes or peeled grapes? (Hi ya Beef! Nice to see you.)
Wait? What we talking about here? I can't remember now.
Wait? What we talking about here? I can't remember now.
Tonight? We're making wine.
The perfect solution to get over a crush or two. Or maybe help ease one along.
won't leave me alone!
And that's bad... how?
^ Well seeing that I have been called that on more than one occasion... I don't think it is bad at all. 
And I am down with the wine drinking but I don't think I could squish my favorite grape. Maybe a little hug but not a squish.
And I am down with the wine drinking but I don't think I could squish my favorite grape. Maybe a little hug but not a squish.
But you're our sexy little tramp.
I can think of three or four. I remember some nights several years ago when LavianoTS386 and I spent hours PMing each other flirty messages. (Whatever happened to him, anyway? I seem to remember seeing a single post from him about six months ago, and it was the first time he'd been on the board in a few years as far as I know.)
As for currently - my boyfriend is Evil_Admiral's roommate. Does that count for anything? Is there such a thing as a second-degree crush? A crush once removed?
As for currently - my boyfriend is Evil_Admiral's roommate. Does that count for anything? Is there such a thing as a second-degree crush? A crush once removed?
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Amaris
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He's doing well, but he's a little stressed at the moment. He's in grad school while working full-time, and he's got some exams this weekend (CFA, I think?). Last time I actually saw him was at Labour Day, when I was in Atlanta for Dragon*Con (which is when he introduced me to his roommate - little did he know what he was doing
).Well, that's not quite accurate - I've seen him a couple of times in the background when my boyfriend and I have been video chatting over Skype. (Wonderful invention, that.)
Don't worry. It's ok to admit it. We all have a crush on Squiggy's rear.
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Amaris
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He's doing well, but he's a little stressed at the moment. He's in grad school while working full-time, and he's got some exams this weekend (CFA, I think?). Last time I actually saw him was at Labour Day, when I was in Atlanta for Dragon*Con (which is when he introduced me to his roommate - little did he know what he was doing
Well, that's not quite accurate - I've seen him a couple of times in the background when my boyfriend and I have been video chatting over Skype. (Wonderful invention, that.)
Oh. Well if you could, just drop him a line sometime letting him know I said hi and wondered how he was.
J.
He's doing well, but he's a little stressed at the moment. He's in grad school while working full-time, and he's got some exams this weekend (CFA, I think?). Last time I actually saw him was at Labour Day, when I was in Atlanta for Dragon*Con (which is when he introduced me to his roommate - little did he know what he was doing
Well, that's not quite accurate - I've seen him a couple of times in the background when my boyfriend and I have been video chatting over Skype. (Wonderful invention, that.)
Oh. Well if you could, just drop him a line sometime letting him know I said hi and wondered how he was.
J.
Will do.
At first I was impressed that there are 24 pages to this Thread, but then I realized that 22 of them are blabby and Hermy.
Come on, guys, give somebody else a chance to Post about the passionate crush they have on me.
Well, there goes your place in the New Blabian-Hermiodian World Order.
I swore I'd never kiss....Sorry, my Inbox is full with all the declarations of love pouring in. Mostly from Holdfast. But thank you for your public declaration.
You swore you'd never kiss & tell, you bastard.
That's not the kind of crush I was expecting.
"French me a fry...."
That's more like it.
I thought it was going to be World Disorder....Well, there goes your place in the New Blabian-Hermiodian World Order.
Good slogan! 
