Trekbbs crushes

[Philo]

It's interesting what a thread about crushes can turn into.

 

[An Officer]

I came in had to double check the title... quite a surreal turn.

 

[Electric Coleslaw]

You always hurt the ones you love.

 

[blablover5]

I'm pretty good at subverting anything. Anyone want me to turn a kids birthday party violent? Maybe a picnic?

 

[Cayla]

^
I bet you could make Christmas at my inlaws interesting.

 

[Elmo Dukat]

Ooh that's a good idea Elmo I'll cover him in boiling sugar. That's like napalm.

I wonder what boiling napalm is like?

 

[blablover5]

^
I bet you could make Christmas at my inlaws interesting.

I'll gather up the squirrels and attach grenades to them. Should provide lots of entertainment.

Ooh that's a good idea Elmo I'll cover him in boiling sugar. That's like napalm.

I wonder what boiling napalm is like?

Tastes like chicken.

 

[Alidar Jarok]

I came in had to double check the title... quite a surreal turn.

Yeah, I had forgotten too. I got confused when someone answered the original question

 

[captcalhoun]

does ED look like her av? cuz, seriously, I'd do that av-woman if she were real...

 

[JimCasy]

does ED look like her av? cuz, seriously, I'd do that av-woman if she were real...

The first thing that came to mind when I read "ED" was erectile dysfunction...somehow I don't think Elmo would appreciate that nickname.

 

[captcalhoun]

when i looked back at my post i thought of ED-209 from Robocop!

 

[JimCasy]

I've never seen Robocop.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^
I bet you could make Christmas at my inlaws interesting.

I'll gather up the squirrels and attach grenades to them. Should provide lots of entertainment.

I'd prefer sharks with frickin' laserbeams attached to their frickin' heads.

 

[Philo]

I'm pretty good at subverting anything.

I have no doubts you subverted even your own wedding.

 

[captcalhoun]

I've never seen Robocop.

ED-209

 

[blablover5]

I'm pretty good at subverting anything.

I have no doubts you subverted even your own wedding.

'

Actually my friends did that:

http://intbride.blogspot.com/2008/11/my-own-kidnapping.html

 

[ria 75]

See you were doing well til that last sentence.

Now I have to kill you. I'm thinking I'll cover you in honey and leave you on a fire ant pile.

Just to be clear. Are these South American fire ants or African fire ants? It matters.

Rare English fire ants - they wander up to you, try to start a fire with a few damp twigs, mutter a bit about the weather and then douse you in a can of petrol and throw a match.

There's usually some sort of violence whenever blab is involved in a thread. It's what makes her so adorable.

See you were doing well til that last sentence.

Now I have to kill you. I'm thinking I'll cover you in honey and leave you on a fire ant pile.

It's more fun to light someone on fire and leave them on a honey pile

Sticky and burny! Sticky and burny!

Guys, I almost spit my thyme tea (yeah, yeah, I'm not doing great) on my keyboard!

I'm pretty good at subverting anything. Anyone want me to turn a kids birthday party violent? Maybe a picnic?

Gah! Get pregnant already! The hormones won't make it worse than it already is.

 

[ria 75]

^
I bet you could make Christmas at my inlaws interesting.

I'll gather up the squirrels and attach grenades to them. Should provide lots of entertainment.

I'd prefer sharks with frickin' laserbeams attached to their frickin' heads.

Will you let me sip my tea in peace? This thread is a catastrophy waiting to happen.

 

[DanCPA]

\ I got confused when someone answered the original question

We were on topic for more than 5 posts... I say we call this progress

 

[trampledamage]

Just to be clear. Are these South American fire ants or African fire ants? It matters.

Rare English fire ants - they wander up to you, try to start a fire with a few damp twigs, mutter a bit about the weather and then douse you in a can of petrol and throw a match.

It's more fun to light someone on fire and leave them on a honey pile

Sticky and burny! Sticky and burny!

Guys, I almost spit my thyme tea (yeah, yeah, I'm not doing great) on my keyboard!

Job done lads! You can knock off and go home