TrekBBS Contest: Name the Twitter Bird!

[Pingfah]

The bird needs to go. Let's not name it, let's shun it.

 

[Miss Chicken]

My cartoon Miss Chicken is a Sylvester to that Tweety.

 

[AntonyF]

Poor old bird, it comes along at the same time the column widens and 2 + 2 = 5!

But I do look forward to seein what the name turns out to be.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

We (well, most of us) understand that the bird isn't causing the wider right column, but due to the timing it is a convenient scapegoat... err, scapebird for our displeasure with the change.

The newly expanded right column really does jack up the main portion of the board for a lot of people, though.

 

[Candlelight]

Zathras.

 

[Crusher Disciple]

Leonard Horatio.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Poor old bird, it comes along at the same time the column widens and 2 + 2 = 5!

We (well, most of us) understand that the bird isn't causing the wider right column, but due to the timing it is a convenient scapegoat... err, scapebird for our displeasure with the change.

So does that mean the bird's name is Emmanuel Goldstein?

 

[Kirk's_Tights]

Robert Pattinson.

 

[MetalPants]

Let's call it Dinner.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Twit.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Captain Robau.

 

[Thor Damar]

Nah, it's not badass enough for THAT hounor.

 

[Emher]

I shall dub it "I-eat-you-screen-space-chan", 'cause that what it represents to me.


I.

Am.

Kinda.

Freaking.

OUT!

 

[Zulu Romeo]

OK, if not Zyon, then how about Quoth The Ravescene? [Twitter more! - someone]

 

[Mistral]

Judging by the list of "tweets" in the sidebar T'Bonz seems like a good idea.

 

[TheGodBen]

Cockmuncher. Cockmuncher the Bird From That Stupid Website Which Just Wont Go Away.

But Cockmuncher for short.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

We (well, most of us) understand that the bird isn't causing the wider right column, but due to the timing it is a convenient scapegoat... err, scapebird for our displeasure with the change.

The newly expanded right column really does jack up the main portion of the board for a lot of people, though.

Careful. This thread might get closed like the others.

Maybe we should name the bird "Dottie" after that guy's wife in Armageddon..."She's a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape".

 

[Amaris]

Capt. Jack Sparrow



J.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ Oh, that's bad....

"I tawt I taw a Twitter twit!"

 

[All Seeing Eye]

I say we call it Twat.