TrekBBS banned my work
- Thread starter RoJoHen
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You have been targeted for termination.
TrekBBS banned my work.
TrekBBS raped my childhood.
TrekBBS is the Village Green Preservation Society.
TrekBBS shot J.R.
TrekBBS won the 1994 World Series.
TrekBBS put the bomp in the bomp ba bomp ba bomp, the dip in the dip da dip da dip, and the ram in the rama lama ding dong.
Conjunction junction, TrekBBS is your function.
TrekBBS raped my childhood.
TrekBBS is the Village Green Preservation Society.
TrekBBS shot J.R.
TrekBBS won the 1994 World Series.
TrekBBS put the bomp in the bomp ba bomp ba bomp, the dip in the dip da dip da dip, and the ram in the rama lama ding dong.
Conjunction junction, TrekBBS is your function.
One of your new co-worker is a banned member. Probably Enterpriser or KIRK1ADM. Good luck.
Yes, except it flat out said, "This IP address has been banned by the TrekBBS administrators."
What I don't get is that this job is in a brand new building. Yesterday was the first day we even got our internet set up!
Maybe it's a banned member FROM THE FUTURE!
Or maybe it's BBS minority report: bonz actually spends her days semi-submerged in a shallow pool attached to electrodes, predicting future trolls and scoundrels and preemptively banning internet wrongdoers!
That means that to break the paradox you need to avoid talking about the TrekBBS with him, but as we all know, trying to break the paradox just makes sure that the paradox will unfold as expected, in fact your reticence at mentioning your favourite BBS will make him curious and he will look at your browsing history to find this place and he will become the banned member from the future OH MY GOD IT'S ALL WRITTEN AND I HAVE A HEADACHE NOW!
That made me snort hot espresso from my nose. You owe me a couple of new sinuses (and a cup of espresso).Don't be coy RoJoHen. You know what you did!
"Alas, poor RoJoHen. I knew him, Horatio." 
"To ban or not to ban; that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous Bonz, or to take arms against a sea of mods, and by opposing, end them."
If you pay for my trip to Italy, I'll buy you that espresso! I can't do much about those sinuses, though.
Once my transmatter ray is ready, my dear, you won't even need a ticket for your trip to Italy!
(now, if I could just avoid the molecules' tendency to, well, shift during the, uh, transmatter, mh, event.)
(now, if I could just avoid the molecules' tendency to, well, shift during the, uh, transmatter, mh, event.)
MODMAN's powers are growing...
In all seriousness though, it's probably worth dropping Bonz or Spiff a PM, preferably with details of the IP address that's banned, so they can check out what's going on.
We can't have you actually working at work, you know.
Rojohen's gonna lose it and troll us in the future.
Hopefully they won't smell like cumin either.
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