Shoot me if you’ve heard this one before…
Three trekkies walk into a bar (I know, I know… but that’s not the joke. Sorry, I’ll start again.)
Three trekkies walk into a bar. The bartender goes over to them and asks them what they want.
Trekkie #1 says, “I want that new exciting drink I’ve been hearing about. The one that changes everything. I think they call it a Reboot.”
The bartender goes to his blender, whips up the drink and hands it to him. Trekkie #1 tastes and then says, “Wow! It’s fantastic! So bold and clever. I never thought it would taste this good. I love it!”
Trekkie #2 then tells the bartender, “Hey, I want my old favorite. The one that never lets me down. Make mine a Canon.”
The bartender goes to his blender, whips up the drink and hands it to him. Trekkie #2 tastes and then says, “Yes! This is what I’m talking about! The original… the one and only. There’ll never be a better drink than this.”
Trekkie #3 thinks about it and then tells the bartender, “Say, could you maybe mix the two? Give me a Reboot and a Canon? I think they call it a Trek ’08.”
The bartender goes to his blender, whips up the drink and hands it to him. Trekkie #3 tastes and then within seconds he pukes up all over the bar.
He’s still wrenching up his guts when the other two trekkies look up at the bartender in shock. The bartender smiles and shakes his head, “Sorry boys, but any good trekkie should know that if you mix a Reboot with a Canon you’re gonna get Shit.”
*** Don’t worry… I’m kicking my own ass over this one.
Three trekkies walk into a bar (I know, I know… but that’s not the joke. Sorry, I’ll start again.)
Three trekkies walk into a bar. The bartender goes over to them and asks them what they want.
Trekkie #1 says, “I want that new exciting drink I’ve been hearing about. The one that changes everything. I think they call it a Reboot.”
The bartender goes to his blender, whips up the drink and hands it to him. Trekkie #1 tastes and then says, “Wow! It’s fantastic! So bold and clever. I never thought it would taste this good. I love it!”
Trekkie #2 then tells the bartender, “Hey, I want my old favorite. The one that never lets me down. Make mine a Canon.”
The bartender goes to his blender, whips up the drink and hands it to him. Trekkie #2 tastes and then says, “Yes! This is what I’m talking about! The original… the one and only. There’ll never be a better drink than this.”
Trekkie #3 thinks about it and then tells the bartender, “Say, could you maybe mix the two? Give me a Reboot and a Canon? I think they call it a Trek ’08.”
The bartender goes to his blender, whips up the drink and hands it to him. Trekkie #3 tastes and then within seconds he pukes up all over the bar.
He’s still wrenching up his guts when the other two trekkies look up at the bartender in shock. The bartender smiles and shakes his head, “Sorry boys, but any good trekkie should know that if you mix a Reboot with a Canon you’re gonna get Shit.”
*** Don’t worry… I’m kicking my own ass over this one.
That's good... but Canon is not some girly blender drink! It's poured straight, damnit! 
