Leonard Sulubrox: "Is this... Magarthea?"
Scotty Dent: "Can I get a towel?"
Trek XI Caption Contest #22: One More To Go
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Leonard Sulubrox: "Is this... Magarthea?"
Scotty Dent: "Can I get a towel?"
Leonard Sulubrox: "Is this... Magarthea?"
Scotty Dent: "Can I get a towel?"
LOL
BASTARD.
That was my idea. i sign in on lunch to post a Futurama version...
Althpugh mine went kinda like this:
After a romantic valentine cruise accident, Philip j. McCoy and Amy Sulu get Dr.Zoidberg to cross franchises to graft on the live head of Sulu onto the working body of McCoy until the body could be repaired.
Apparently, there's no room in Mr. Jim Kirk's budget for Spray N'Wash.
Old Spock: I've forever altered the universe. Now there is no such thing as pastry any more. ... Mmmm, this is some tasty future pastry. Would you like a bite?
Scotty: ... You unimaginable bastard. Did you REALLY have to come back?
Kirk: "This err... This Starship thing you own. Can it carry my wisdom?"
Pike: "What? Dude what the fuck, you're a head case. Now get in the damn shuttle, hotshot"
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Pike: "Why are you squinting?"
Kirk: "Lense flare"
PIKE:"If you're getting on my shuttle, Mr. Kirk, you better sure as hell take a damn SHOWER first. I don't feel like smelling your asshairs for the next week. There's not enough Febreeze in San Francisco for that."
SCOTTY:"Antimatter reactions powered in part by Pig Snacks and Cornettos? NEVER!"
KIRK:"Got a Wet Nap, sir?
And a kidney?"
KIRK:"So...did ya see the black chick I was macking on in the bar?
Ya think she wants to bang me?"
SCOTTY: Ah... Captain? I think it goes in the other way around.
Kirk: "Fear not; for I come in peace."
Pike: "You dolt, this is your planet!"
Pike: "You did remember to fuel up before we left the ship so that we don't get stranded here, right?"
Kirk: "Uhhh... oops."
Scotty: "Bones, your tunic has 32,099 deltas, mine and Sulus has 32,099 deltas but Kirks has 33,000. What the fuck"
McCoy: "Yep, Uhura has 32,099 deltas as does cupcake's. And Kirks, why yeah, why do you 33,000 deltas and we dont."
Kirk: "Cos im ONE better than you guys."
Sulu: "Fuck, its gonna be a loooooong 35 years in stafleet for us."
Re: Trek XI Caption Contest #22: One More To Go Sulu- Didn't know you
*McCoy, Scotty and Sulu were amazed when Kirk devised a new way to use the three's sea shells*
Sulu- Didn't know you could use a spatula
*McCoy, Scotty and Sulu were amazed when Kirk devised a new way to use the three's sea shells*
Sulu- Didn't know you could use a spatula
KIRK: "This is the middle of the 23rd century, sir. Ever hear of a damn CAR WASH?"
Re: Trek XI Caption Contest #22: One More To Go Sulu- Didn't know you
SCOTTY:"Ahhhhhh.
So that's what Two Girls, One Cup means."
SCOTTY:"Ahhhhhh.
So that's what Two Girls, One Cup means."
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