Trek XI Caption Contest #22: One More To Go

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"I see you flew this baby near one or two Death Star detonations, sir. Impressive."

 

[Samurai8472]

Pike- Did you have fun?

Kirk- That's the last time I ride "The Nimoy"

 

[Woulfe]

Re: Trek XI Caption Contest #22: One More To Go Sulu- Didn't know you

Star Trip : How long ?

McCoy : We have to stand like this until next week ?

Scotty : Yes.

Sulu : I don't think I can last that long.

McCoy : Bladder trouble ?

Scotty : T.M.I !

Sulu : No, but Cupcake is looking mighty fine.

McCoy : Big T.M.I !

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk; "We've half a tank of gas, no cigarettes, it's day and where the hell are my sunglasses?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: "This is the middle of the 23rd century, sir. Ever hear of a damn CAR WASH?"

PIKE: "Why do you think I called you over here? Don't forget to vacuum under the seats. You can keep any change you find."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Pike: "Kirk, you look pretty serious about the mission."

Kirk: "You'd be serious too if you had to eat the food they serve on that shuttle. Freeze-dried yam smelt surprise. What the hell is that??!?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Well, my seat better not be next to some technophobic, whiny redneck. That's all I got to say.

 

[Rat Boy]

Word of warning: with the premiere of the movie coming next week, I'll be changing out the contest tomorrow so that the final contest will last us until then. In the meantime, pull out your best jokes in the next eleven hours, but save some for the super bonanza starting tomorrow morning.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Re: Trek XI Caption Contest #22: One More To Go Sulu- Didn't know you

McCoy: Eleven hours! My god, man, I'm a doctor, not a joke machine!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Re: Trek XI Caption Contest #22: One More To Go Sulu- Didn't know you

MCCOY: Hmmmm, I'd better get on Fandango.

 

[trampledamage]

Re: Trek XI Caption Contest #22: One More To Go Sulu- Didn't know you

McCoy: Eleven hours! My god, man, I'm a doctor, not a joke machine!