Trek XI Caption Contest #21: It's Not You, It's Me

[cooleddie74]

Biggest-budget LYLE THE EFFEMINATE HETEROSEXUAL skit in SNL history.

 

[M'Sharak]

"Stupid minger. Fook was I supposed to know the fookin' IGN review was already posted five times? Place is a fookin' madhouse!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Bloody Trek BBS and Wordforge are BOTH down!!!

How am I going to start a borgas flame war now?"

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Uhura : I never knew Vulcan's were into bondage during ponfar

Spock: We usually never speak of it with outsiders.

Scotty : So your saying I wind up getting fat, my nephew dies because the stupid lift goes to the bridge instead of sickbay, the only time I pick up a chick is Spock's leftovers, AND I wind up stuck in a trasnporter for almost 100 years, outliving most of my friends and family, wind up abord an Enterprise where I've been replaced by a blind guy with a viewmaster stuck on his head, and they just toss me into space on a shuttle after saving their asses. Screw that I'm going to Risa.

Scotty: Well [looks at TOS Enterprise] this one is nice but this [looks at Abrams Enterprise] is exciting.

 

[cooleddie74]

"It's bloody IMPOSSIBLE to scroll through every Cooleddie post and thread, sir!!!

I've been logged into TNZ for days straight...and I'm still swimmin' through the borgas mess!! It's horrid!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"I know you have my pack of Eclipse gum.

I need it back. Now."

 

[trampledamage]

Scotty : So your saying I wind up getting fat, my nephew dies because the stupid lift goes to the bridge instead of sickbay, the only time I pick up a chick is Spock's leftovers, AND I wind up stuck in a trasnporter for almost 100 years, outliving most of my friends and family, wind up abord an Enterprise where I've been replaced by a blind guy with a viewmaster stuck on his head, and they just toss me into space on a shuttle after saving their asses. Screw that I'm going to Risa.

This one's hilarious!

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "What?! The Raiders didn't take Crabtree?!"

 

[Samurai8472]

Uhura: Bye Spock. Will you be coming over later?

Spock: Oh yeah, I have to.

Uhura: Oh?

Uhura: I'm wearing your underwear.

 

[cooleddie74]

"I had to get the non-refundable ticket, Nyota.

Guess dinner's out for tonight."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Road Warrior brown leather went out 100 years ago?!

Why didn't anyone bloody TELL ME!!! Ach!!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: I'm ready to blow this place. It would take a madman with the power of a god to get me back here!

 

[GilmourD]

Uhura: Bye Spock. Will you be coming over later?

Spock: Oh yeah, I have to.

Uhura: Oh?

Uhura: I'm wearing your underwear.

LOLlercopter!

Dragnet with Tom Hanks.

http://www.entertonement.com/clips/36587/Wearing-your-underwear