Trek XI Caption Contest #21: It's Not You, It's Me

[cooleddie74]

UHURA:"It's nicknamed the Epic Fail Express.

I'm not sure why. It's an old Academy joke or something. Best of luck."

 

[cooleddie74]

Dana Carvey...

in a role that won't surprise you.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: What makes you think I know anything about porn sites?

 

[M'Sharak]

"Fair trade? Here?! This frozen dump hasn't even got effing Starbucks yet. Naw, you'll take what you can get, and like it."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Anyone seen my bloke Nick?

He promised he'd be back in five minutes with pig snacks."

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Oh, thank God! All they've been making me do for the last ten years is punch some bloody numbers into the computer every 108 minutes!"

 

[Alrik]

Scotty: "Where's the tanning bed??? You're kidding right? Look at me. Does it look like there's a tanning bed here?"

 

[Alrik]

Scotty: "Honest! I didn't know she was 17. She said she was a Junior. I thought she was was talking college."

 

[Alrik]

Variation on a theme...

Scotty: "Sure I'll go with ya. I've been stuck on this dump for ages. Hell, I haven't been laid in like....this long."

 

[Alrik]

UHURA:"I will miss our time together Spock."

SPOCK: "Not nearly as much as I shall miss pulling that pony tail of yours and smacking your fine ass while we are...."

UHURA: "SPOCK!"

SPOCK: "Ah, yes, I am sorry. I digress. I shall miss you too."

 

[Rat Boy]

That female cadet from Probus IX's pony tail was limp until she checked out Spock's ass.

 

[protocida]

SCOTTY: How could I know there are still spammers on the 23 century?

 

[Skywalker]

Yay! Thanks for the W. I wasn't expecting to get anything out of that one.

Spock: "Well, I guess this is where we say goodbye. The Enterprise is going to be out in deep space, so I don't know how often I'll get to call you. It's been fun."
Uhura: "Actually, I've been assigned to the Enterprise, too."
Spock: "Oh. Um...this is awkward."

 

[Rat Boy]

Zoe Saldana: If only I signed that deal for Astro Quest Redux.

Zach Quinto: "I just hope this thing between our characters ends up as anticlimactic as Hodges and Sims."

 

[GilmourD]

Uhura: I think you have an admirer, Spock.
Guy on left with suitcase: [Thinking, "My, my, those Vulcan calisthenics do wonders for his butt..."]
Spock: [raises eyebrow]

 

[Woulfe]

Star Trip : If XI told you once, XI told you a thousand times.

Spock : It'll be okay everyone is afraid to fly for the first time.....

Uhura : It's not like a simulator, I think I'll need a space sickness bag....

Spock : I think you'll be fine....

Scotty : I got a BSOD ! Dang Microsoft Windows 346,512 !

 

[Amaris]

J.

 

[Rat Boy]

Old Spock: "Ah, Mr. Scott. I almost did not recognize you without your mustache and large belly."

Scotty: "My what?"

Kirk: "Uh, what do I look like in the future?"

Old Spock: "That's uh...that's not important right now. Moving on..."

 

[Cky]

Anyone else notice the two guys on the far left are asleep? Go Starfleet!

Scotty: Why would you show me that?!?!
Kirk: Haha, you always get a different reaction from two girls one cup.

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA:"Sorry, Spock.

This flight doesn't offer Frequent Warper Miles. You're just gonna have to settle for it."

"EXACERBATE? What on Orion's third moon does THAT bloody mean?"