Trek XI Caption Contest #20: Are You Thinking What I'm Thinking?

[Rat Boy]

Feel free to drop in, since it's time for another caption contest. First, as always, let's wave hello to...

For the picture of the cadets on the shuttle figuring out where that unusual odor is coming from, our winner is...

Kirk: 20 credits to the person who can identify the smell on my fingers and where I just finished sticking them.

And (quite appropriately, I might add), for the picture of Kirk trying to calm down a panicking Sulu as they plunge to their apparent deaths, our winner is...

Sorry. I'm bored.

Kirk: It's only a matte painting!

Congratulations to our winners and here are your updated totals:

cooleddie74 - 6
Outpost4 - 5
middyseafort - 5
Nerys Myk - 4
Amasov - 3
Piper - 3
Herkimer Jitty - 3
SalvorHardin - 3
B.J. - 3
M'Sharak - 2
seigezunt - 2
Woulfe - 2
Kirby - 2
Civil Shadow - 2
Hartzilla2007 - 2
The Squire of Gothos - 2
trampledamage - 2
Classic Fan - 2
Skywalker - 2
26138 - 1
jptrekker - 1
Alpha_Geek - 1
Zachary_Smith - 1
Plum - 1
3 of 11 - 1
jongredic - 1
Super Grover - 1
Candlelight - 1
Gertch - 1
T'Aerwynd - 1
shivkala - 1
Jackson_Roykirk - 1
The Badger - 1
Captain Zog - 1
BriGuy - 1
J. Allen - 1
Alrik - 1
Lashmore - 1
Aragorn - 1
John Picard - 1
Samurai8472 - 1
Jimmy_C - 1
Cky - 1
S'kai - 1

Hard to believe that we've had twenty contests already and to say that this past week has been interesting would be an understatement. By now, more people have probably seen this movie than on opening day of the last one. We've only got a month before the film hits theaters world wide, so let's get to it. Our first picture features Kirk and Spock (as most of them seem to), apparently in the same bar that McCoy found Grignak in, if the lighting's any clue. I wonder if J.J. and friends drop by the Movie Caption Contest. Anyway, our second picture features Nero getting psyched up about destroying the universe...apparently while sitting on the can. Happy captioning:

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Jim, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

Kirk: "Well, I think so, Spock, but where are we going to get rubber pants in our size?"

Nero: "KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRK!"

 

[ST-One]

Spock: 'Mr. Kirk, you look most pleasing in this light.'

 

[Lior .B.]

After many many hours there still wasn't a winner in the staring contest between Kirk & Spock.

 

[Rat Boy]

Nero: "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

 

[SalvorHardin]

Hell yeah. I've never felt this good when drinking Romulan ale.
Prune juice...a warriors drink indeed.

 

[cubbie]

Do those teeth whitening strips really work?

 

[S'kai]

Spock: You're right, Jim. One will sunburn faster on this planet than Vulcan.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Thanks for the win!

I've had the time of my life, and I owe it all to you...

Nero: I think I just shart my pants.

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

Nero: Yoohoo. Hey -- I don't want to be a third wheel and break up this passionate moment between you two lovebirds, but do you remember me? -- that big menacing tatooed head on the screen behind you?

 

[Carpe Occasio]

 

[Stag]

Spock: "Perhaps Captain Pike neglected to tell you that the UV filters in the shields will not be installed until Tuesday!"

"I can travel in time, destroy planets, change timelines - but stop once for Taco Bell fourth meal and I'm ridin' the damn bowl for a week - TACO BELL WAS A GREAT RESTAURANT ONCE!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Turn off the heat lamp, Spock. The roast beefs are ready."

NERO MONEY SHOT


History changes...but a good bukkakke never does.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Sorry, Captain.

The only Christmas light strands they carried were crimson red."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: The lights are blinking out of order, Captain.
Kirk: Then get them blinking in order, Mister Spock.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Spock: "Star Trek must evolve. Its reached the limits of Berman-era sensibilities and it must evolve."

Kirk: "I'm getting the weirdest feeling that Bones is going to come up here, make a random profound and crotchety comment, then scuffle back down to sickbay."

Nero: "Mexican food used to sit well with my stomach... but that was another life!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Come. Let's talk about something erotic next to the soft red mood lighting."

"Toothpaste used to work for me...but that was ANOTHER LIFE!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Spock: "You did remember to disarm the self destruct, right?"

Kirk: "Uhh... oops."

Nero: "Michael Jackson used to be cool... but that was another life!"

 

[Lior .B.]

Nero: "TrekBBS used to be blue... but that was another life"

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Would this be a bad time for a colorful metaphor lamp?"

"The TREK XI forums and mods used to be a fun ride...but that was another life!"