Kirk: 20 credits to the person who can identify the smell on my fingers and where I just finished sticking them.
Trek XI Caption Contest #19: S'Up?
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Kirk: 20 credits to the person who can identify the smell on my fingers and where I just finished sticking them.
"A guy at the Academy named Brodie taught me this. It's a great gag.
It's called The Stinky Palm."
"NO kidding, Bones!
Once got BOTH these babies in Ruth.
Why do you think she keeps calling me?"
Wooooo Hoooooooo. I won 1/3 of the contest. Excellent.
That now makes a huge great TWO wins in caption contests in my 6 year membership on the boards.
Cheers.
Pine walks onto the set of the sequel only to see Fat Shat sitting on the transport shuttle, and, ultimately, mimicks a gun to his head in a suicidel "Oh god, kill me now" sacrifice.
That now makes a huge great TWO wins in caption contests in my 6 year membership on the boards.
Cheers.
Pine walks onto the set of the sequel only to see Fat Shat sitting on the transport shuttle, and, ultimately, mimicks a gun to his head in a suicidel "Oh god, kill me now" sacrifice.
"Can someone turn that Muzak off?
An instrumental version of 'MacArthur Park' isn't going to be good for ANY of us."
Sulu: Don't worry, it'll be like falling into a great big pile of fluffy marshmallows. Just these marshmallows will probably kill us.
Kirk: Vulcan, Vulcan, Vulcan's on fire. Vulcan, Vulcan, Vulcan's on fire. Let the mother-Vulcan burn. Burn, mother-Vulcan, burn.
Sulu: TOO SOON!!!
Sulu: Nights in white satinnnn...
Kirk: ... I'm ... not sure how that applies to our situation!![/quote]
(Ride of the Valkyries plays)
SULU: I've always loved you.
"Got a splittin' headache this morning.
And for some reason, I couldn't wrap my head around eating pudding the right way."