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Trek XI Caption Contest #16: Frightening

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"The Terran Empire is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence"
 
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"No offense, Jim...but only a complete COWARD would use anitbiotics on an open wound!"
 
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"Where's the john on this new bridge, Jim?

If I keep wanderin' around like this with my legs crossed I'm gonna short out a console."

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SPOCK:"We must tell noone of our forbidden one-night drunken stand."
 
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McCOY:"Spock...STOP THAT!!! Jim's coming back in a minute or two!!"


SPOCK:"I cannot resist the urge, Doctor. She...she reminds me of the Pon Farr training films I watched as a child."
 
Absolutely! I think I prefer it! When can we see this movie?


EDIT - love that the red-light scanner thing is now black! (or is that just my eyesight ;) )
There are several color changes involved, I think.

Oh yes, I never noticed the red in the background! Very cool :cool:

Yes, the scanner is a bit more on the black side now. I tried to add more red and black/dark tones to give it an Imperial, evil look :D
 
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"If you don't make sure your current insurance policy is good, you will find revenge is a proctology exam best served COLD."
 
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Dr. McCoya: My father was slaughtered by a six-fingered man. He was a great swordmaker, my father. When the
six-fingered man appeared and requested a special sword. My father took the job. He slaved a year before it was done.
[Shows the Man in Black the sword]
Man in Black: I've never seen its equal.
Dr. McCoya: The six-fingered man returned and demanded it, but at one tenth his promised price, my father refused.
Without a word, the six-fingered man slashed him through the heart. I loved my father. So naturally, I challenged his
murderer to a duel. I failed. The six-fingered man left me alive, but he gave me this scar.
Man in Black: How old were you?
Dr. McCoya: I was eleven years old. And when I was strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of fencing.
So the next time we meet, I will not fail. I will go up to the six-fingered man and say, "Hello. My name is Leonardo
McCoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
 
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"You won't report for your quarterly physical on time?

ONE testicle.

If you don't show up the next day you're scheduled?

BOTH of 'em, Bucko."
 
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