Trek XI Caption Contest #16: Frightening

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK:Damn, whats the code for a dead hooker in your quarters?

 

[cooleddie74]

The infamous deleted scene with Vanessa Williams just never really worked...especially after Quinto's accidental orgasm on the set.

 

[cooleddie74]

"M-Maybe...maybe it's just me...and I'm just exhausted and hallucinatin'...


but...

Didn't...didn't our bridge used to have more Christmas lights and cardboard than this?!"

 

[S'kai]

JJ's reboot of War of the Worlds got a few proportions wrong.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Dammit, Jim...

I'm an URBAN...not a Kelley!!!"

 

[Outpost4]

"Long underwear belongs underneath? Damn!"

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: Forget...

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: Forget...

Three days, three days I've been waiting for you to post that!

 

[Cky]

McCoy: Pow! Right in the kisser! Pow! Right in the kisser! Pow! Right in the kisser!

Spocks expression on his face explains it all, Uhura has just whispered in her ear that she changed her name from Rosie O'Donnell.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Can someone turn off the perverted WALL-E unit over here, Jim?

Damn talkin' trash can keeps starin' at my ass with that red eye of his."

SPOCK:"On Earth...I believe this is called Jungle Pon Farr."

 

[cooleddie74]

"What's with all the glass displays, Jim?

I keep half-expectin' news about an Imperial Probe Droid or Walkers to come pipin' over the commsystem."

 

[DBR]

Damnit, Theoden! I'm a doctor, not a horsemaster!

 

[cooleddie74]

"It's not that our new shirts are BAD, Jim.

It's just way too easy to get food stuck in the extra-big weave pattern."

 

[S'kai]

Spock: "No Vulcan has ever had, as you say, 'some chocolate'. I look forward to the experience."

Tuvok (offscreen): !!!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Eomer: "Actually, Wormtongue suckered Dad into a Ponzi scheme run by Saruman. That's why he was so upset."

 

[Hedbergian]

This being a prequel, it was difficult to watch young McCoy extolling to the bridge crew the virtues of buying timeshares at Wolf 359.

 

[Rat Boy]

Urban: "Never give up, never surrender!"

Abrams: "CUT!"

 

[TOSTNGDS9VOYENT]

"Due to the extreme lighting, I recommend that all bridge personnel wear at least an FPS 15 SunScreen. That go's for you especially, Jim! These lights can cause unwanted hair loss. Do you really want to be fighting Romulans in a toupee?"

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: Forget...

Three days, three days I've been waiting for you to post that!

Oh boy. I'm both slow and predictable.

Nailed.

 

[IrritatingGameOfChess]

JJ's reboot of War of the Worlds got a few proportions wrong.

That's brilliant! Subtle and brilliant!