Trek XI Caption Contest #16: Frightening

[cooleddie74]

"These new shirts make my nipples itch, Jim."

UHURA:"This new Vulcan makes my nipples itch, Captain."

 

[Woulfe]

Star Trip : XI knew XI should of stood in bed....

McCoy : Did you know what Spock did ?

Kirk : No, what did he do ?

McCoy : Well.....

[ LOST flashback cue music plays ]

Spock : What's this hug thing you speak of ?

Uhura [hugging Spock]: This is a hug, Spock

Spock : Fascinating....

 

[cooleddie74]

"Bad news, Jim.

The rabbit died."

"Bad news, Spock.

The rabbit died."

 

[John Picard]

Kirk: "Bones, you just sounded like Dirty Harry just then. "
McCoy: "Really? Thanks, Jim. "

 

[Son_of_Soong]

"im a doctor not a... oh wait" *continued below*

"Perhaps Uhura could teach you how to improve that bedside manner... Doctor"

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Hmmmmm, looks like its time to start the nude jumping jacks.

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: My breast to your breast.

 

[Shatmandu]

Uhura: "Do you have two medical scanners in your pocket?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: Jim, there's something I need to tell you about Uhura...

Spock : Miss Uhura, do you have a phaser in your pocket?
Uhura: Shhh... just enjoy it.

 

[cubbie]

McCoy: When is it my turn with Uhura?

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "After me, laddie."

 

[M'Sharak]

McCoy: "You do realize that all this glass around here is just an accident waiting to happen."

Kirk: Not to worry. Chris told me he picked this stuff up somewhere a few years ago; said you could bounce your ass
off it all day long, as hard as you like, and it wouldn't break. You just don't want to shoot it with a laser pistol.
McCoy: That's great, th-- ... wait, who the heck uses laser pistols these days, anyway?

 

[milo bloom]

McCoy thinking: "Did I remember to bring my collectible Franklin Mint salt shakers? Nah, I won't need them."

Spock thinking: "Is that cabbage?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: And I will love her and hug her and squeezer her and call her Nyota.

 

[Rat Boy]

Karl's reaction to reading the Trek XI forum.

 

[M'Sharak]

"Are you kidding me? A leading zero?! Pfft, no way is that canon!"​

 

[cooleddie74]

"Anyone seen Uhura, Jim?"

SPOCK:"We cannot tell the Doctor or the Captain of our forbidden, dirty love..."

 

[cooleddie74]

"I know engineers, Jim.

They LOVE to reboot things!"
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[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Curious. My genitalia appears to be stricken with rigor mortis."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Fascinating.

You appear to have found my Special Purpose."