Trek XI: A Haiku.

[Gepard]

Satirical threads
Are annoying some posters.
I’ve mixed opinions.

A fractured fanbase
Protests vectoring nacelles.
No insiders here.

Satirical threads
Very popular topic.
Look at Sam Cogley

Controversial cast.
We urge you to visit
PineNotKirk Dot Com

Bill Shatner complains
And many of us listen
Will he be in it?

Satirical threads
Some posters have had enough.
Lighten up people.

Leaked pictures are here.
Look inside for a surprise.
Ha ha fooled you good.

Jeffery Abrams
Cries in his sleep because he
Listened to the fans

Want to know something?
We are getting new Star Trek.
We should be happy.

Leonard Nimoy’s Spock.
Out of retirement.
Good enough for me.

Satirical threads
Are annoying some posters.
Can’t say I blame them.

 

[ancient]

Re: Trek XI Haiku.

How do you make a movie?
With 150 million dollars,
And living actors.

How do you sleep at night?
On a large pile of money,
with many beautiful ladies.

 

[zenophite]

Re: Trek XI Haiku.

why am i reading?
BBS - such a mind fuck
I have homework due