TREK WARS! "Live long and prosper...and may the Force be with you!"

[Darth_Pazuzu]

As you can see, I just recently changed my signature! However, my original intention was for it to be:

"You're gonna pay for all the Jedi you killed here today, Darhe'el!"
"Oh, I don't think I can pay for all of them. There were so many. And you can only execute me once, Skywalker!"
"It's my only regret!"

I don't really know if this particular board is the proper place to have a thread like this, and if it isn't then hopefully I'll get transferred accordingly. But I was just thinking that it would be cool if we had a thread in which people came up with lines of dialogue which spliced together famous lines from Star Wars and Star Trek!

I'm eager to see what other posters come up with...

 

[Odo's_Bucket]

Re: TREK WARS! "Live long and prosper...and may the Force be with you!

"Anikan ! Sidious' betrayed you! He gave us your entire plan of attack last night."

"It was obvious that approaching your position from this lava raft was a deliberate tactical error on his part."

"You knew?"

"I suspected. Despite what Yoda may think, the Sith are often one step ahead of the Jedi."

"You can still stay one step ahead. Surrender."

"I have my hatred."

"Sidious doesn't deserve the unwavering loyalty you're giving him."

"He does not have to earn my loyalty, Obi - Wan. He has had it from the moment I was conceived. I am a Sith. He is a Sith Master. It is the order of things."

"Do you really want to give up your limbs for the order of things?"

"They are not my limbs to give up, Obi - Wan. And they never were."

 

[Darth_Pazuzu]

Re: TREK WARS! "Live long and prosper...and may the Force be with you!

Here's a great one, from someone who posted on the Force.net version of this thread:

"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a walking carpet!"

Palpatine: "I'm afraid in your anger, you killed her..."


Vader: "KHAAAAAAAAN!!!!"

 

[CorporalClegg]

Re: TREK WARS! "Live long and prosper...and may the Force be with you!

You could pretty much insert "KHAN!" into anything Sidious says and it would work:

"No. No! NO! KHHAAANN!!"

"Wipe them out; all of them! KHHAAAANN!"

"I'm afraid this space station is quite opperational.... KHHAAANN!!"

et cetera

In fact. "KHAN!" pretty much works anywhere.

Some others:

"Not now, Anakin!"

"Luc, your father gave his life saving 500 droids including your own. I dare you to do better."

 

[Darth_Pazuzu]

Re: TREK WARS! "Live long and prosper...and may the Force be with you!

Here's a bit of an obvious one!

"I just felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror...and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened!"
"Yeah, sure. Whatever you say, old man!"
"Captain Solo, you seem to find it easier to understand the death of one than the death of a million. You speak about the detachment of the Jedi heart...yet how little room there seems to be in yours."
"'Suffer the death of thy neighbor,' eh, Kenobi? Now, you wouldn't wish that on us, would you?"
"It might have rendered recent galactic history a bit less bloody!"

 

[Darth_Pazuzu]

Re: TREK WARS! "Live long and prosper...and may the Force be with you!

Here's yet another quote from the Jedi Council Forums!

Awesome thread! [face_laugh] [face_applause]

This one's a bit short, but anyway.

Vader: Brown never told you what happened to your fiancé.

Christine: He told me enough! He told me he was waiting!

Vader: No, Christine. _I_ am Roger Kirby.

Christine: Noooooooo!

==
On that note,

Kirby: We can end this destructive time! Replace fear with joy! Join me, and together we can fill the galaxy with androids!

Also, the Romulan greeting:
"Go broke and die."

Oh...and here's my latest one!:

In ROTS, after Yoda and Obi-Wan have finished recalibrating the coded retreat signal in the Jedi Temple...
Obi-Wan: Master Yoda, wait a moment. There's something I must know.
Yoda: If into the security recordings you go, only pain will you find!
Obi-Wan: I must know the truth.
Obi-Wan then activates the security recordings, and then sees his former friend and padawan Anakin Skywalker mercilessly slaying and killing Jedi in combat, including the younglings! He steps back, his face slack with horror...
Obi-Wan: No. It can't be! It can't be...IT'S A FAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!
Yoda can only look down and shake his head sadly...