Touchscreen Blasphemy!

[Saratoga NX-3842]

As another buggering from the new team, we see the bridge of the new Enterprise has touch-screen controls and not jellybean buttons!

Heresy! Prepare the torches and pitchforks!

 

[shapeshifter]

Screw the torches and pitchforks; off with their heads!

 

[miraclefan]

Ho-boy here we go agian!

 

[The Wormhole]

RAPE!!!

 

[JuanBolio]

I see touchscreens, buttons, and big, chunky knobs.

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

How dare they!

Everyone knows that touchscreen technology wasn't invented until AFTER 2267.

 

[Starbreaker]

Hey, there's still a random ass lever. I can deal.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

I see "0s" on those touchscreens.

 

[FabiusMaximus]

There's a sale at Penny's!!!

 

[26138]

Touch screens? They raped my childhood! There had better be jellybean buttons... or else...

 

[Skywalker]

I am literally angry with rage!

 

[NCC75010]

That sucks!! Speaking of jelly beans, think Ronnie still gets 'em ?

 

[Michael]

Yeah, who likes touchy screens? They're alway so ... touchy.

 

[M'Sharak]

I am literally angry with rage!

Anyone for "angery and magnesium"?

 

[Vance]

I swear to God, the way some of you act, I would swear this movie was a Sith recruiting tool...

 

[Jiraiya]

As another buggering from the new team, we see the bridge of the new Enterprise has touch-screen controls and not jellybean buttons!

Heresy! Prepare the torches and pitchforks!

I need my 60's production sets, dammit.

Don't make me go all Spock AND SPEAK LIKE THIS!!

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[Just_Bob]

I swear to God, the way some of you act, I would swear this movie was a Sith recruiting tool...

Excellent! I believe I just discovered my new sig.

Touché, Vance.

 

[Just_Bob]

oops

 

[Devon]

Touchscreens?????

*Cradles back and forth in the fetal position*

 

[Brutal Strudel]

"Can you show us on this doll where the screen touched you?"