In order to fool his captors and gain time for Flash, the doctor dealt with some unextected interlopers...
This is Agent Zharkov. You have entered the Imperial Vortex of Mongo. Leave at once or be destroyed. HAIL MING!
AG
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In order to fool his captors and gain time for Flash, the doctor dealt with some unextected interlopers...
This is Agent Zharkov. You have entered the Imperial Vortex of Mongo. Leave at once or be destroyed. HAIL MING!
AG
McCoy developed Retinox soon after trying to use the portable self-Lasik kit for the first time.
These new square interocitors are really nice.
McCoy: " <clicks photo> That's right, Yeoman, nice job ... <clicks photo> Only thirty more to go ... <clicks photo>"
Plasus: "Since your visit, my daughter is now having 'Pon Far' parties with her friends, with different-colored lipstick, and all the boys have to get each shade on his ..."
Spock: "You are breaking up, sir <reaches out, turns off viewer, walks away>."
The last time ever that Kirk drank a Zombie...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD9MH4hOiww&feature=related
30 seconds in...
Ha, four bars! And they said this pinkie ring doesn't do anything for me.
MUSIC BLASTING: "Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight! Get down tonight!"
Plasus: "... and when the doctors ask Droxine about the hickies on her feet, she goes blank and mumbles 'Forget.'"
Spock: "Your signal is breaking up. Can you boost your gain? <reaches out, turns off viewer, walks out of room>"
McCoy: "Yes, yes, I know HBO is free. I want Skinemax."
McCoy: What's that Christine? Your boobs are having an allergic reaction to the gravity plating? I can fix that. Come on in and I'll prep the lab for your jumping ja - your evaluation.
Christine: Doctor, stop calling me at midnight with this crap.
Plasus: We interrupt this very special Blossom to bring you breaking news about a grave threat to the Federation.
Kirk: I'm outta here.
Hey, Kirk Fu hurts when there's nobody soft to land on!
Although he called for help right away, McCoy was permanently blinded after viewing Kirk's awesomeness.
McCoy: "... a gallon of barbecue sauce and a trampoline, and get it all here stat! Then hold my calls for an hour or so."
Plasus: "Captain, we were attempting to decrease our population!"
Kirk: "Sir, little Jimmy doesn't wear a raincoat for anyone. You send me your daughter, you suffer the consequences."
"Hey, Jim...tell me what you think of this!
Here...here goes...
(*Coughs*)
It's been a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnng ROAD..."
KIRK:"This would be a lot easier if one of you would go get a flat sheet of cardboard."
MCCOY: Chief Medical Officer's Log, Stardate 6521.9. This is my second week straight of non stop mastubation. While my vision is blurry I'm not blind.
McCoy: "But I swear there's a tribble growing on my right hand."
McCoy: The hooker's dead, Jim.
Kirk: If you're scanning with a communicator, where's your tricorder wand?
McCoy: I don't - oh, now I remember.
Kirk would periodically drop to the floor to panty check female crew members.
