Kirk: "Shhh, guys, here's the weather!"
TOS Temporary Caption Contest #8: Confrontation!
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Kirk: "Shhh, guys, here's the weather!"
PLASUS:"Can someone get me the HELL outta this box for crying out loud?! What kind of demented, confined torture do you Starfleet people engage in?!"
Spock: "I simply refuse to believe that this fellow is able to wiggle his ears without external assistance such as string."
Announcer: "...in other news beards and nehru jackets are making a comeback."
Spock: I wish!
McCoy: Hippie.
Kirk: "Yes, Plasus. That sounds reasonable. Kirk out. <turns> Jeez, what an asshole."
Spock, nodding to controls: "Captain ..."
Kirk, reaching quickly: "Aw, shit. Damn. Sorry, Dude. See you. <hits button, viewer goes dark>"
Kirk: "We'll trade you Chapel for Droxine."
Plasus: "Throw in a case of phasers, and we're good."
Kirk: "Deal!"
McCoy: Hello, computer?
Scotty: Yah bloody nitwit.
Kirk: I..have..had..enough..of..what have I done?? Spock?? The needs of the few...Khaaaaaaaan!
Spock: Sorry future me gave you that mind meld. Next time I'll just show you the highlight reel.
Dammit we can put a man on the moon but we still can't learn the secrets of Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal floor lean!
McCoy: Damn text messages on these things... you have to squint to read 'em. Fuck it, I'm going back to my iPhone.
Kirk: And that's for choking me on the bridge during our first mission together!
Leonard Nimoy (off-camera): Forget it, Bill. They don't let crackers like us on Soul Train.
McCoy: "Do either of you have any more quarters so we can see how much more he'll strip?
"Scotty, I'll give you a three month pass from the nude jumping-jacks if you'll help me set up my DVR. I'm still wasted from last night's luau. "
McCoy thinking: "I hope Scotty programmed the DVR right, if I miss Scrubs because of ole beardface here there'll be hell to pay!"
In spite of the bad fall, Kirk managed to keep a grip on the world's smallest violin. He was going to use it when he told McCoy the DVR didn't catch Scrubs.
McCoy: McCoy to Enterprise, I need more quarters for the "Magic Fingers".
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Starfleet Limbo Champ 3 years and still going
Kirk: So, this is where they go when we're through with them?
Spock: Yes captain, it smells bad, the food is terrible, and the alcohol is watered down
Bones: But who cares, after all, their names aren't in the opening are they?
all 3 laugh at the fate of the caption extras
Plasus: Can we make this quick? The long distance charges are killing me!
Kirk: "Damn! Those 'bonk bonk on the heads' catch up with you when you least expect them."
Shatner buckled under the strain of his gigantic ego.
McCoy, drunkly: Hey girlie are wearing panties?