TOS Temporary Caption Contest #5: Love, Hate & The Big River

[cooleddie74]

"Jim...you REALLY need to get out more often."

 

[jep]

Sulu: "Very well Captain, I'll meet you in the transporter room. Oh, and Doctor McCoy, I'll meet you in your quarters at 2130, 'sweet cheeks'."

McCoy: "What?!? Jim, I swear, I have no idea what he's talking about!!"

Kirk: "I think thou dost protest too much, Bones."

McCoy: "Damnit Jim, I'm a heterosexual, not a homosexual!!!!"

 

[LNJM906]

(eh, I'm relatively new at this...)

Shatner: See? I told you I never stole your bike!!
Nimoy: Son of a bitch... All this time, it was De...
Shatner: *sighs* It's ALWAYS the nice ones you need to watch out for.
Nimoy: *loads gun* Drive by him.
Shatner: Wait, wha-
Nimoy: NOW.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"You ask for directions."

SPOCK:"Advice you should remember when our fifth movie rolls around."

KIRK:"What?"

SPOCK:"Nothing."

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"Can someone get me out of this box?

I mean...I know you guys aren't totally comfortable with my homosexuality...but REALLY!!!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: You molested Peter Pan, Jim?

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"...and the worst part was that her hair was more convincing than MINE."

 

[jep]

McCoy: "What the... ???"

Kirk: "Uh... yeah... about that... you see, I needed the money, and I -"

McCoy: "No, not that.... what happened to your hair??? I could spot that rug from a parsec away!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: My great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather was a cop. Tiberius James Hooker. I was named after him.
McCoy: I thought you were named after your dad's dad and your mom's dad.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: My great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather was a cop. Tiberius James Hooker. I was named after him.
McCoy: I thought you were named after your dad's dad and your mom's dad.

Kirk: "I come from a very unoriginal family."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: My great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather was a cop. Tiberius James Hooker. I was named after him.
McCoy: I thought you were named after your dad's dad and your mom's dad.

Kirk: "I come from a very unoriginal family."

McCoy: Oh, yeah. Even your brother suffered from that. George Samuel Kirk, Jr.
Kirk: What brother? I remember a childhood friend named Johnny but no brother.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Odd, right after we hit that bump I thought I saw you, Dr. McCoy and myself on the street corner.

 

[jep]

Spocko: "Captain, logically the other ground transport was a better choice. This POS doesn't look like it can get anywhere near 88 miles per hour, and even if it could, it doesn't have a flux capacitor."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Spocko: "Captain, logically the other ground transport was a better choice. This POS doesn't even look like it can get anywhere near 88 miles per hour, and even if it could, it doesn't have a flux capacitor."

KIRK: "But it does have flubber. Hang on we're headed back to the ship."

 

[jep]

McCoy: "Holy shit Jim, you wired Yeoman Rand's shower?????"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Why'd we break up?"
Shaw, stunned: "You said I was a terrible lay and that my vagina smelled like a compost heap."
Kirk: "Ah. Hmm. I'm a lot less choosy now, you know."

McCoy: "That's odd, Sulu. Guys don't get Urinary Tract Infections unless they're a topper homosexual."

Kirk: "McCoy said he was gonna come 'round at twelve with some Puerto Rican girls that's just dyin' to meet you."
Spock: "Did he mention a case of wine?"

 

[jep]

McCoy: "We can pick up signals from a thousand solar systems, and there's still nothing to watch at this time of night."

Kirk: "Put it back on the hot and lonely college girls infomercial, Bones.

"McCoy: "Yes sir, Captain Horndog."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: If they send one of yours to the hospital, you send one of theirs to the morgue. That's the Chicago Way.

SPOCK: Highly logical.

 

[Captain Crow]

SULU:"Can someone get me out of this box?

Sulu: I don't like box! I like large round lengths of pipe.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: It's even good for semen. I use it all the time.
McCoy: T-M-I, Jim. T-M-I.