Kirk: How 'bout I badger your witness?
Kirk: Or witness your badger?
TOS Temporary Caption Contest #5: Love, Hate & The Big River
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Kirk: Or witness your badger?
"It's called a Shirley Temple, baby.
No alcohol...but honestly? I need you sober later for the thing I want to do to your toes."
SULU:"We've entered standard orbit over Risa, sir."
KIRK:"Thank you, Mr. Sulu."
McCOY:"Everyone...break out the assless chaps!!"
KIRK:"Don't worry, Spock.
When I was about ten I drove a FAR better car than this off a cliff in Iowa."
SPOCK:"There are cliffs in Iowa?"
KIRK:"That's not important right now, dammit. FOCUS!!"
"You were PREGNANT?
How's that possible? I never bukkakked you lower than your chin!"
Kirk: I object! To that blouse. Meow.
No Spock, I don't think they had any hippies in this era.
Kirk: "If I remember right, you liked it up the shuttle bay."
Shaw: Sure do! I can park about 40 or so up there now.
--Is that an alcoholic beverage?
-Why, no, ma'am. I wouldn't presume.
--That's too bad. Now I don't have an excuse for sleeping with you.
--Why do we only see the back of his head?
-I think when I asked Scotty for 3D monitors he didn't get me right.
--Engine, start. [silence] Ignition! [silence] Turn on engine! [silence]
-I believe it is manual, Captain.
--It isn't a pedal boat!
-I don't think you have to pedal either.
McCoy: He's a helluv a lot better doing the ship board announcements than Chekov.
Kirk: Yeah, I don't know what Pike was thinking.
"Of COURSE I loved you, Areel...
Why do you think I let you finish what was left in my Big Gulp that night?"
SPOCK:"Hands at ten and two, Captain."
KIRK:"Great. It's the night I lost my virginity ALL OVER AGAIN."
Kirk: "You had braces back then, right?"
Shaw: "Yes. You called my mouth the Dick-O-Matic."
Sulu: "Chekov keeps touching me."
Kirk: "Don't make me come up there ..."
Kirk: "I've got a bottle of Courvoisier, four shot glasses, some weed, and a case of rubbers in the trunk."
Spock: "I love black girls. Start this fuckin' car, dude."
No Spock, I don't think they had any hippies in this era.
Kirk: "I was conceived in something like this."
Spock: "I was conceived in a laboratory."
Spock: "I assumed the gas delivery mechanism outlet was to be placed into something called a 'gashole.' Why is that funny?"
Spock: Captain, need I remind you that my piece-of-the-action is not the gear shift.
Kirk: Ah.
Spock: There's Nurse Chapel. She still owes me my money. Looks like Spock is gonna half to choke a bitch.
-or-
Kirk: I think it's time we go pop a cap in Krako's ass!
Spock: Fo'sho.
Kirk: "Doc says I'm Clean"
Sulu: "Mother, Father I'm ga...
McCoy: "We'll som'bitch wrong tape"
Kirk: "That explains his fascination with flowers"
Kirk: "I once did a young blonde yomen in the back seat of one of these in the Smithsonian."
Spock: "Fasinating..but not unexpected"
