TOS Temporary Caption Contest #4: Happy Assassin

[KirkusOveractus]

Spock (muttering): "Oh, sure, 'go over there, Spock, all alone on an unknown planet and try to distract the guy', all while you get the glory of shooting him, huh? Well, I hope I'm not around the next time a giant bolt of energy hits the ship when it sucks you out into space, bastard!"

 

[Mistral]

Leonard :"Counting your lines again, Bill?"

 

[M'Sharak]

This was it. Enough was enough. Spock was sick and tired of being the butt
of all of the end-of-episode jokes, and now it was time for payback. Bitches.

 

[cooleddie74]

"OOPS. My bad. Did I interrupt anything?"

"Just close the door behind you, Madeleine. These factory mice and rats are HUGE."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock (to himself): It was an accident. The captain got in front of my line of sight. It was an accident. Just an accident and then I'll be in command.

 

[cooleddie74]

History never recorded that there WAS a second gunman in the assassination of the Federation President...

firing from the infamous Styrofoam Knoll.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock made sure his aim was steady when he tried to phaser the bag of cats off of Outpost4's head.

 

[cooleddie74]

"CRATER!!!

Don't make me have to keep shouting in a very un-Vulcanlike manner, dammit!!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

In the updated version, Spock was blinded by a lens flare before he could fire.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Captain, if my shot hits him in the nuts, you own me a Coke."
Kirk, offscreen: "Deal."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Removing the Captain's hemorrhoids always took a finely tuned phaser and a steady hand.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Spock didn't take the news that the Salt Monster hit on Uhura very well.

 

[ria 75]

Spock: It's my solution to the Kobayashi Maru: Go back in time and shoot the guy who invented it.

Kirk: "You are forgetting one detail, aren't you?"

Spock: "What's that?"

Kirk: "You invented the Kobayashi Maru."

*pause*

Spock: "Shit."

^^

"That Sylar boy better not regenerate this time."

 

[Shatmandu]

El Spock: "We don' need no steenkin' badges."

 

[cooleddie74]

"CRATER!!!

Yo momma sucked salt SO hard...she not only DID crackers, but her face WAS one!!"

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Spock (muttering): "The lone hunter, wily, savage, proud...stalks his prey at his ease, never once giving away his positio- ah, Captain Kirk? um. Simply, ah...simply scouting the environment, captain. For tactical purposes."